David Hasselhoff Roast on Comedy Central last night....

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  • Half man, Half Amazing
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    • Feb 2008
    • 372

    #1

    David Hasselhoff Roast on Comedy Central last night....

    It was the complete train wreck I thought it would be. sad. not even remotely funny.

    On a side note, my pie was really good.
    Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.
  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #2
    i laughed my fucking ass off watching it! watched it 2x in fact.

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    • L-Pink
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      • Mar 2005
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      #3
      For a roast it was pretty good, really liked the Family Guy host.


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      • scarlettcontent
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        • Mar 2006
        • 6031

        #4
        I love those roasts, William Shatner was one of the best


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        • gmr324
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          • Aug 2006
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          #5
          I got some good laughs, the Hoff just gives too much ammo for jokes. Granted it
          wasn't as funny as other roasts like the ones for Pamela Anderson or Bob Saget.
          Last edited by gmr324; 08-17-2010, 02:42 PM.

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          • Amputate Your Head
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            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Hoff is a pathetic waste of human life.

            but he's still the man.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184

              #7
              hoff's liver is so black & bloated it could of starred in precious!

              hey seth- the simpson's called, they want their everything back.

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              • NetHorse
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                • Dec 2006
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                #8
                I went to go see the Expendables last night, but I caught part of the replay. I thought it was a good roast.
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                • scarlettcontent
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                  • Mar 2006
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                  #9
                  Lol at the hoffs music for sale on amazon - people who bought this item also bought a shotgun


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                  • Amputate Your Head
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                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    Originally posted by scarlettcontent
                    Lol at the hoffs music for sale on amazon - people who bought this item also bought a shotgun
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • dyna mo
                      just a fucking jerk
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 68184

                      #11
                      the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

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                      • _Richard_
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                        • Oct 2006
                        • 30989

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                        the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                          the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!
                          This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

                          Never liked the idea of being my own product.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • dyna mo
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                            • Dec 2008
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                            This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

                            Never liked the idea of being my own product.
                            nail hit on head. in fact, they were advertising his upcoming reality show with his daughters during the roast.

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                            • Jakez
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              David Hasselhoff walks into a bar...... and usually stays there until closing.
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                              • GTS Mark
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                                • Jan 2001
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                                #16
                                Hulk hogan was awesome also!

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                                • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                  #17
                                  Nothing beats the chevy chase roast by stephen colbert...

                                  Simply awesome...

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                                  • dyna mo
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                                    • Dec 2008
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by GTS Mark
                                    Hulk hogan was awesome also!
                                    hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

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                                    • mynameisjim
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                                      • Aug 2007
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                                      #19
                                      I thought it was pretty funny. There were some good lines.

                                      I wonder why The Hoff is such a joke? He was in two of the most iconic shows in two separate decades. If the shows sucked then we should all be embarrassed ourselves for having watched them.

                                      But I guess it's like a one-hit-wonder. Everybody makes fun of them but having a worldwide hit song is a pretty decent accomplishment.

                                      Still funny to roast those guys though...lol
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                                      • Half man, Half Amazing
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                        hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

                                        ya, that one was crazy
                                        Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.

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                                        • dyna mo
                                          just a fucking jerk
                                          • Dec 2008
                                          • 68184

                                          #21
                                          another keeper-

                                          David your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to it you would hear it say ' whachoo talkin bout Willis?

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                                          • epitome
                                            So Fucking Lame
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 12156

                                            #22
                                            I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.

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                                            • epitome
                                              So Fucking Lame
                                              • Jun 2009
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                              hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

                                              LOL, didn't they do a cutaway to Nick (his son) after that joke?

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                                              • epitome
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

                                                Never liked the idea of being my own product.
                                                The beauty of it all is that none of that matters to him. He does not have to work. Baywatch is still in syndication around the world and he gets big checks from that deal. Plus he made a ton singing and touring even though it never caught on over here.

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                                                • pamon
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                                                  #25
                                                  i liked it. funny. lisa lampinelli is a great comic too. good stuff
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                                                  • CamTraffic
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by epitome
                                                    I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.
                                                    Lampanelli was a good sport for Sure ("Lisa, you look like Susan Boyle fucked Snookie.")

                                                    That one was a killer: "Pam, you've slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood?"

                                                    awesome roast!
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                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                      • Nov 2008
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by scarlettcontent
                                                      I love those roasts, William Shatner was one of the best
                                                      LOL I concur, the black character and the asian dude were hilarious!

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                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                        • Jul 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by GTS Mark
                                                        Hulk hogan was awesome also!
                                                        Hogan was the worst part of the whole thing. He supplied some good bombing ground for the funny peoples, but himself he didn't supply much. The real top of the show was Giraldo killing it at the end. I literally had tears in my eyes. He ripped the shit out of everyone, and did so with graceful obscenity. Pure awesome. Overall a good roast. Gotfried was pretty good too, but when can you not love Gotfried's standup?

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                                                        • dyna mo
                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                          • 68184

                                                          #29
                                                          audience, please turn off all your cell phones so you can experience what it's like to be gilbert gottfried! lolz

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