David Hasselhoff Roast on Comedy Central last night....
It was the complete train wreck I thought it would be. sad. not even remotely funny.
On a side note, my pie was really good.
Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.
I got some good laughs, the Hoff just gives too much ammo for jokes. Granted it
wasn't as funny as other roasts like the ones for Pamela Anderson or Bob Saget.
the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!
This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.
This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.
Never liked the idea of being my own product.
nail hit on head. in fact, they were advertising his upcoming reality show with his daughters during the roast.
I thought it was pretty funny. There were some good lines.
I wonder why The Hoff is such a joke? He was in two of the most iconic shows in two separate decades. If the shows sucked then we should all be embarrassed ourselves for having watched them.
But I guess it's like a one-hit-wonder. Everybody makes fun of them but having a worldwide hit song is a pretty decent accomplishment.
hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!
ya, that one was crazy
Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.
I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.
This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.
Never liked the idea of being my own product.
The beauty of it all is that none of that matters to him. He does not have to work. Baywatch is still in syndication around the world and he gets big checks from that deal. Plus he made a ton singing and touring even though it never caught on over here.
I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.
Lampanelli was a good sport for Sure ("Lisa, you look like Susan Boyle fucked Snookie.")
That one was a killer: "Pam, you've slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood?"
awesome roast!
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Hogan was the worst part of the whole thing. He supplied some good bombing ground for the funny peoples, but himself he didn't supply much. The real top of the show was Giraldo killing it at the end. I literally had tears in my eyes. He ripped the shit out of everyone, and did so with graceful obscenity. Pure awesome. Overall a good roast. Gotfried was pretty good too, but when can you not love Gotfried's standup?
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