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  • NikKay
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1642

    #1

    ICQ Spammers can be humorous sometimes

    salami (02:58 PM) :
    hi. have a moment to talk business? we are looking for new partners for pay per install
    Nikki (aka Dena) (02:58 PM) :
    we dont partner on that kind of stuff
    salami (02:59 PM) :
    know anyone that does?
    salami (02:59 PM) :
    we do nothing harmful..just our .exe
    salami (02:59 PM) :
    we do not bundle
    Nikki (aka Dena) (02:59 PM) :
    Im sure lots of people do but I wouldnt have knowledge per company
    salami (03:00 PM) :
    know anyone specific that can get a lot of US installs?
    salami (03:00 PM) :
    we pay referral $ as well
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:02 PM) :
    whats ur site?
    salami (03:03 PM) :
    do you know anyone?
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:03 PM) :
    I know lots of people but I dont just recommend my friends to strangers
    salami (03:04 PM) :
    of course
    salami (03:04 PM) :
    www.XXXXX.net
    salami (03:04 PM) :
    we provide free games
    salami (03:04 PM) :
    and we are able to make private deals with people who know how to get a lot of installs (we like US the most but pay for most others)
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:07 PM) :
    As a result of installing the Company's Software, you will see occasional pop-up or pop-under ads based on your online activities. Additionally, upon acceptance of this Agreement the Company may install desktop icons on the user's desktop.
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
    Third party products or services may be offered via advertisements or links triggered by the use of these desktop icons.
    These ads, which are targeted to your interests based on your Internet viewing history, are displayed by the Company's advertising software and not by any particular web site you may visit.
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
    You should be aware that these ads are not usually associated with or sponsored by the web site that you are viewing at the time you receive them. In fact, these ads may be from a competitor of a site you are viewing.
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
    You also should be aware that your installation of the Company's Software may not be the only source of online advertisements you receive, and you may continue to receive such ads from other sources even after you uninstall the Company's Software.
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
    I would never promote something like this.
    salami (03:08 PM) :
    correct
    salami (03:08 PM) :
    we give contextual pops
    salami (03:09 PM) :
    we don't make any bundle deals, and bundle in a bunch of people like other cmopanies do
    salami (03:09 PM) :
    we make enough money being nice to the users
    salami (03:09 PM) :
    and not harming anyones traffic
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:09 PM) :
    unsolicited pop-ups and pop-unders are not cool no matter how you look at it
    salami (03:10 PM) :
    ony given when terms are shown and agreed to
    salami (03:10 PM) :
    u get tv ads when you watch the superbowl
    salami (03:10 PM) :
    same difference
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:10 PM) :
    no its not
    salami (03:10 PM) :
    anyway...know anyone who would be interested?
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:11 PM) :
    that would be like if the Superbowl was playing on CBS and CBS paid a lot of money for that space and then ABC hacked in and played their commercials over top of the ones CBS was playing.
    salami (03:11 PM) :
    we don't hack anyhting
    salami (03:11 PM) :
    we pay peple to distribute
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
    and then the people who have downloaded your games without reading your T&C's get unsolicited ads while surfing the internet regardless of whether theyre using your game at that moment or not. And you continue to do so even if they uninstall the game.
    salami (03:13 PM) :
    we provide uninstaller that unintsalls our software
    salami (03:13 PM) :
    and if people don't read terms, that is there choice
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
    right
    salami (03:13 PM) :
    i don't wanna debate
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
    thats a loophole
    salami (03:13 PM) :
    guess your not intersted in business
    salami (03:13 PM) :
    bring it up with your congressamn
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
    You also should be aware that your installation of the Company's Software may not be the only source of online advertisements you receive, and you may continue to receive such ads from other sources even after you uninstall the Company's Software.
    salami (03:14 PM) :
    my salamis starting to stink
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:14 PM) :
    thats what your terms say
    salami (03:14 PM) :
    to portect ourselves, yes. but i'm telling you we don't bother bundling cuz it hurs us more than helps
    salami (03:14 PM) :
    if you deonload and test our .exe u will see that as well
    salami (03:14 PM) :
    anwyay...take care
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:14 PM) :
    makes legitimate online business look bad
    salami (03:14 PM) :
    online advertising my man
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    i hate the system as well
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    but don't hate hte players
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
    if u had something of value to offer you wouldnt have to cutthroat
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    ha
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    free market
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
    and stab your users in the back
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    tha't s waht ya get
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    we don't fuck users dude
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    that's y we don't bundle
    salami (03:15 PM) :
    we 've tried it..it don't work for long term
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
    unsolicited pop-up advertising is fucking users
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
    no matter how much you do or dont bundle it
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
    youre still doing it
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    it funds the internet
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    take away ads on tv. u get no tv
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    we're talkin overall major changes here..and right now, i don't give a shit
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    take care
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:16 PM) :
    so advertise on the sites YOU develop... dont pop up your ads on sites that you didnt pay a penny to.
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    bring it up with the big cmopanies paying us
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:16 PM) :
    commercials on TV PAY for ads
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    cosnumers get screwed
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    damn right
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:16 PM) :
    thats all Im saying
    salami (03:16 PM) :
    talk to teh US government, not me
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    welcoem to capatilsim
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    peace
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:17 PM) :
    and I know a lot of people will do anything for a buck, there are a million hookers and drug dealers out there, but I make plenty of money and can still sleep at night.
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    ha
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    this is advertising..i sleep fine
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    fuckin pops dude
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    we dont' do shady shit like some other cmopanies
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    3 pops a day
    salami (03:17 PM) :
    look, i gottam kae money..bye
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
    so its not shady because youre doing it less than other companies?
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
    hooking 3 times a day is okay as long as youre not doing it 20?
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    look...take care
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    advertising is neceassry
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    line advertising funds the internet
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    so deal
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    with good comes bad
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
    advertising is... but not when youre screwing the sites that you arent paying a penny to.
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    we don't screw people
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    hooking is illegal
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
    why dont u pay the site operators whose sites youre popping up over top of?
    salami (03:18 PM) :
    ads arenot
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    we follow the laws dude
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    taht is how society works
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    once again...talk to your congressman, not me
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    i don't make the rules
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    peace
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:19 PM) :
    no, u just choose to roll in the dirt, thats all
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    damn straight..gotta payexpensive rent
    salami (03:19 PM) :
    adveriisng aint no drug ring
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:19 PM) :
    so dont act like its something its not
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:20 PM) :
    u say its dirty and you know it but you want the cash
    salami (03:20 PM) :
    legal or illegla..i don't beleive in morals
    salami (03:20 PM) :
    what u call dirt, i call gold
    salami (03:20 PM) :
    seriosuly, it's been fun but i gott ajet
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:20 PM) :
    "Blood Diamond" right
    salami (03:20 PM) :
    sure..whatever u thinkj
    salami (03:20 PM) :
    ur debating morals...and i thikn morals = bs
    salami (03:20 PM) :
    have a nice day
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:20 PM) :
    obviously
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    yup
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    the only thing u and me have is the law
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    and we abide by the law
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    so once again. talk to the government, not me
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:21 PM) :
    the law doesnt dictate what I know is right and wrong
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    unlessy ou wanan make $
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    sure
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    ur opinion
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:21 PM) :
    I make $ and I dont have to work in the dirt for it
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    but i don't give a fuck about your opinion
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    i care about he governmetns
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:21 PM) :
    I didnt ask you to, you solicited me and I responded.
    salami (03:21 PM) :
    nope, u told me about your morals
    salami (03:22 PM) :
    this is gay...serisouly, bye
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:22 PM) :
    well if you want someone to promote you, youre asking them to form an opinion on what youre pushing.
    salami (03:22 PM) :
    ur the man
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:22 PM) :
    and decide whether they want to push it or not.
    Nikki (aka Dena) (03:22 PM) :
    I decided its BS.
    salami (03:22 PM) :
    cool. then stop talking to me
  • CyberHustler
    Masterbaiter
    • Feb 2006
    • 28778

    #2
    cliff notes?...........
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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    • Angelo22
      Writer
      • Feb 2007
      • 3123

      #3
      Hahahaha
      Salami is a dickhead from what i read in the last 15 minutes
      theres also another thread about him somewhere i read a few minutes ago
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      • aless
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 1265

        #4
        I was contacted by someone with similar intentions some time ago too. No the same name but very similar offer. I declined it, it looked too suspect.
        ICQ: 454148504

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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30177

          #5
          Originally posted by NikKay

          ....
          salami (03:22 PM) :
          cool. then stop talking to me
          you got a lot a fucking time on hand...

          I keep it simple:

          - first answer" no thanks
          - second answer : added to ignore list.
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • porno jew
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2006
            • 10166

            #6
            i love salami.

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            • Got Porn?
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 1264

              #7
              What a scum bag
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              • polle54
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 4626

                #8
                he shouldn't by any chance be russian ?
                ICQ# 143561781

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                • sicone
                  Retired
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453

                  #9
                  He hasn't spammed me yet, does that mean I'm not a big enough player?

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                  • NikKay
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 1642

                    #10
                    Originally posted by directfiesta
                    you got a lot a fucking time on hand...

                    I keep it simple:

                    - first answer" no thanks
                    - second answer : added to ignore list.
                    I'm a multi-tasker and a fast typer.

                    I usually do the ignore thing but sometimes I need cheap entertainment.

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                    • CyberHustler
                      Masterbaiter
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 28778

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NikKay
                      I'm a multi-tasker and a fast typer.

                      I usually do the ignore thing but sometimes I need cheap entertainment.
                      Yooo, you think I can get a good deal on Mayra? I want the FULL service...

                      http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_...na_escorts.htm
                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                      • BradM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        Originally posted by directfiesta
                        you got a lot a fucking time on hand...

                        I keep it simple:

                        - first answer" no thanks
                        - second answer : added to ignore list.
                        same here :]

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                        • pornguy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910

                          #13
                          cool then stop talking to me.


                          What an idiot.
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                          • TeenCat
                            Too lazy to set a koala
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 16131

                            #14
                            no fun in installs, everything can be distributed in another way, installs have to be against laws, owners have bad ideas with installs for sure!

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                            • Klen
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 32234

                              #15
                              Salami back in action He can be sometime realy funny.

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                              • NikKay
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 1642

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
                                Yooo, you think I can get a good deal on Mayra? I want the FULL service...

                                http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_...na_escorts.htm
                                We are publishers and not creators of content. If you desire to contact Mayra, you should use the contact information she submitted for publishing.

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                                • Marie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 3024

                                  #17
                                  salami (03:22 PM) :
                                  ur the man

                                  This was a great read! Love it
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                                  • Th!nk
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 6996

                                    #18
                                    salami (03:22 PM) :
                                    cool. then stop talking to me

                                    LOL! :D

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                                    • Juilan
                                      Sultan of Swing
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 15141

                                      #19
                                      That was excellent, right up there with the infamous "I'm just a sexy girl!" ICQ bot chat
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