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  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593
    #1

    How not to represent an affiliate program (icq log):

    Entire conversation log:

    salami 6:37:27 PM: can you get installs? we can pay a lot
    me 6:37:50 PM: Who are you?
    salami 6:38:09 PM: we are searchign for a new partner..we have money to payout for installs
    salami 6:38:15 PM: are you able to get installs?
    me 6:39:48 PM: Why would i do business with you when you don't even have the curtesy to introduce yourself?
    salami 6:40:23 PM: i'm peter, and work for an affiliate program in the US
    salami 6:40:27 PM: what is your name?
    me 6:41:31 PM: an affiliate program? Who!? Sorry, you've already lost my trust. Try someone else. Take care
    salami 6:41:44 PM: weirdo. bye


    I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude. Or should I be some kind of mind reader...?
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    • Nysus
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 7817
      #2
      Ya, I would say you're a weirdo.. for sure.
      What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

      Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

      See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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        • DutchTeenCash
          I like Dutch Girls
          • Feb 2003
          • 21684
          #3
          anyone with a nick thats salami shouldnt be trusted imho

          sausage fest comes to my mind

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75764
              #4
              I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559
                  #5
                  Lol, what an idiot.
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                    • who
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 19593
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Rochard
                      I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.
                      I doubt you just jump in and try to get business without telling who you are first, or who you're representing, and so on.. And perhaps at least you say 'hello'.. This jerk was wayyy too busy to do any of that..

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                        • alexg
                          IL4L.com
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 11287
                          #7
                          salami hahaha

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                            • DutchTeenCash
                              I like Dutch Girls
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 21684
                              #8
                              you know what I really like?

                              ppl (who arent on my icq list yet) who icq like 'are you there' then I reply with hi im DTC Bob bla bla and they reply the next day with 'hey dude' then another one the next day like 'you there?'

                              Somehow I gave up on conversations like that.

                              ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                              bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                              ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                • NoWhErE
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 10588
                                  #9
                                  Meh, its still better than those damn chinese wanting to talk to you so that they can improve their english.

                                  And then they get pissed when you say you don't have the time to chit-chat
                                  skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                    • StarkReality
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4444
                                      #10
                                      I got a new job for this affiliate rep: "Hey, psst, wanna buy swiss watch ? Wanna buy sunglasses ? Wanna buy coconut ?"

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                                        • fris
                                          I have to go potty
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 55878
                                          #11
                                          i miss those icqs from people who offer installs, too funny
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                                            • pornguy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62910
                                              #12
                                              I think people should introduce themselves. I do.
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                                                • TeenCat
                                                  Too lazy to set a koala
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 16131
                                                  #13
                                                  oh man installs so trojans and viruses? maybe someone can give a look on them

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                                                    • Klen
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 32234
                                                      #14
                                                      That guy also contacted me.I dont give damn about pay per install programs,i think they also should be wiped off from internet.

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                                                        • Mike Semen
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 2924
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by who
                                                          I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude.
                                                          My faves are the ones who ask you straight off to start a blog, or go into partnership with them without even introducing themselves.

                                                          "Yes Mr stranger I'll be happy to start a blog with you and teach you everyting about adult, oh and by the way, here are my bank details while we're at it."

                                                          Anyways glad you didnt post my little blooper form sunday
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                                                            • sharp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 7006
                                                              #16
                                                              hahahaha

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                                                                • tony299
                                                                  lurker
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 57021
                                                                  #17
                                                                  its lack of training

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                                                                    • DutchTeenCash
                                                                      I like Dutch Girls
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 21684
                                                                      #18
                                                                      was his program called nigeriacash.com ?

                                                                      ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
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                                                                      ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                                                        • Boobs
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 7875
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • SxDx
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 2254
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                              I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.
                                                                              i've always said that there should be a font for sarcasm

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                                                                                • Honez
                                                                                  Confirmed Brat
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 6636
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I got an ICQ from him too. I asked how I could help him and no reply.
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                                                                                    • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                      I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 21684
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Honez
                                                                                      I got an ICQ from him too. I asked how I could help him and no reply.
                                                                                      what his icq? Im in the mood for some fun

                                                                                      ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                                                                      bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                                                                      ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                                                                        • Klen
                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                          • 32234
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by DutchTeenCash
                                                                                          was his program called nigeriacash.com ?
                                                                                          No his program is yazzle.net

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                                                                                            • Klen
                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                              • 32234
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DutchTeenCash
                                                                                              what his icq? Im in the mood for some fun
                                                                                              491700050
                                                                                              Just say you can bring 3000 usd daily install and i guurante fun

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                                                                                                • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 21684
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                                                                  491700050
                                                                                                  Just say you can bring 3000 usd daily install and i guurante fun
                                                                                                  gracias

                                                                                                  ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                                                                                  bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                                                                                  ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                                                                                    • Lacerto
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                                      • 362
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      How dare you not read his mind. You fucking weirdo....
                                                                                                      All of my adult ventures have failed.

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                                                                                                        • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                          I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                          • 21684
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          hmm guess calling him wurst wasnt the right approach

                                                                                                          ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                                                                                          bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                                                                                          ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                                                                                            • 12clicks
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 19816
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              same guy, different approach

                                                                                                              salami [11:33 AM] :
                                                                                                              can you get installs?
                                                                                                              12clicks [11:35 AM] :
                                                                                                              get lost
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                                                                                                                • Agent 488
                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                  • 22511
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                                                                                  No his program is yazzle.net
                                                                                                                  looks like a low rent zango. luring people in with sudoku too.

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                                                                                                                    • Klen
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                      • 32234
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by budsbabes
                                                                                                                      looks like a low rent zango. luring people in with sudoku too.
                                                                                                                      They think they are better then zango

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                                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                                          I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.
                                                                                                                          not just icq, the internet in general, you would think people have the self esteem of a chashew the way they get worked up when people are obviously just busting their balls.

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                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              All theses reps for stupid installs... i can't stand it.
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                • GoTigers
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 50
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  im gonna buy some salami now
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                                                                                                                                    • adultchica
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 5141
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      LOL @ the logs

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                                                                                                                                        • BradM
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 3397
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                                                          you know what I really like?

                                                                                                                                          ppl (who arent on my icq list yet) who icq like 'are you there' then I reply with hi im DTC Bob bla bla and they reply the next day with 'hey dude' then another one the next day like 'you there?'

                                                                                                                                          Somehow I gave up on conversations like that.
                                                                                                                                          I've ignored them for years, but I get the same thing daily.

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                                                                                                                                            • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                                                              I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 21684
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                                                              I've ignored them for years, but I get the same thing daily.
                                                                                                                                              yeah when Im in a funny mood ill icq them with the same stuff see if they get it

                                                                                                                                              ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                                                                                                                              bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                                                                                                                              ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                                                                                                                                • Adultnet
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 8713
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I also got some one on icq that asked me if i can do installs
                                                                                                                                                  To what i said what do you mean ? what installs...


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                                                                                                                                                    • Adultnet
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 8713
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                      All theses reps for stupid installs... i can't stand it.
                                                                                                                                                      yeah...


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                                                                                                                                                        • XMaster
                                                                                                                                                          Poker Player
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 2945
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          this guy is not working for me ! lol
                                                                                                                                                          still moneyhere

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                                                                                                                                                            • fuzebox
                                                                                                                                                              making it rain
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 22372
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              This retard just spammed me today

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                                                                                                                                                                • RawAlex
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 9465
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  It's easier just to get your own installer built and put your own codes into people's computers. Solves the problem outright. If they are paying $1 per install, trust me, they are worth more than $1.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • seeric
                                                                                                                                                                      ..........
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 41917
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      he woulda lost me at INSTALLS.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • aico
                                                                                                                                                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 14748
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Anytime someone named Salami wants to pay me for installing something I'd be afraid too.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • The Ghost
                                                                                                                                                                              IslandDollars.com
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 12188
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by who
                                                                                                                                                                              Entire conversation log:

                                                                                                                                                                              salami 6:37:27 PM: can you get installs? we can pay a lot
                                                                                                                                                                              me 6:37:50 PM: Who are you?
                                                                                                                                                                              salami 6:38:09 PM: we are searchign for a new partner..we have money to payout for installs
                                                                                                                                                                              salami 6:38:15 PM: are you able to get installs?
                                                                                                                                                                              me 6:39:48 PM: Why would i do business with you when you don't even have the curtesy to introduce yourself?
                                                                                                                                                                              salami 6:40:23 PM: i'm peter, and work for an affiliate program in the US
                                                                                                                                                                              salami 6:40:27 PM: what is your name?
                                                                                                                                                                              me 6:41:31 PM: an affiliate program? Who!? Sorry, you've already lost my trust. Try someone else. Take care
                                                                                                                                                                              salami 6:41:44 PM: weirdo. bye


                                                                                                                                                                              I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude. Or should I be some kind of mind reader...?

                                                                                                                                                                              Have a log similar to this. Was half convinced it was a joke until now
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                                                                                                                                                                                • mortenb
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2203
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  He just contacted me too. When I told him no, he acted like a 16 year old and told me about his stinky salami.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • $tandaman
                                                                                                                                                                                      Pimping 8EZ
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3530
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      This guy keeps fucking messaging, he does not give up.. once a week.. what a pita.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Violetta
                                                                                                                                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 28735
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          weirdo/moron I would say
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                                                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 42635
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              A few weeks back I was signing with some affiliates because I needed a bunch of sponsors for something I am working on, during that week I received a few ICQ's like you described.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Some out of the blue for affiliates, or programmers. They were already talking to me like midsentence, and without introducing themselves. They spoke broken English at best, and my responses were pretty much the same as yours with the, "who are you", and "wtf's".

                                                                                                                                                                                              I also had a few programs I was interested in promoting, but once I talked to their rep, I decided against it. If you can't handle the English language, then how are you going to handle my money?!?!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Miss Tera
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1634
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  He hit me up too, LOL
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • BobG
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 4274
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I've had some bad ones too. Gotta tell'em, "Work on your sales pitch and get back to someone else"

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