Ok maybe not, but sing this to the tune of "Self Esteem" 
Note maybe someone can take it and fix it up I'm so not creative right now just a little bored and self-esteem was playing and gave me this idea.
La la la la la la la la la la
I lost a sale for the tenth time today
Zango stole my surfer away
Cookie wrote over
I lost a refer
I made a post and bitched on the board
Now I know I'm being screwed
That's okay man cause they're gonna lose
I know sponsors are shady with me
That's okay cause I've got my own stats to see
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
I make plans to switch out my links
I wait till 2 then I start to think
these stats got me so low
If it keeps up I know I must go
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!
Now I'll relate, this little tip
This shit happens more than they'll ever admit
Late at night, they reclaim my guys
It's been two weeks and I guess they didn't buy
Now I know, I should stop promoting them, but
It's kinda hard when it means doin more work
I am so lazy, bad sponsors I keep
In the end I'm just a sucker, just one of the sheep
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!
Note maybe someone can take it and fix it up I'm so not creative right now just a little bored and self-esteem was playing and gave me this idea.
La la la la la la la la la la
I lost a sale for the tenth time today
Zango stole my surfer away
Cookie wrote over
I lost a refer
I made a post and bitched on the board
Now I know I'm being screwed
That's okay man cause they're gonna lose
I know sponsors are shady with me
That's okay cause I've got my own stats to see
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
I make plans to switch out my links
I wait till 2 then I start to think
these stats got me so low
If it keeps up I know I must go
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!
Now I'll relate, this little tip
This shit happens more than they'll ever admit
Late at night, they reclaim my guys
It's been two weeks and I guess they didn't buy
Now I know, I should stop promoting them, but
It's kinda hard when it means doin more work
I am so lazy, bad sponsors I keep
In the end I'm just a sucker, just one of the sheep
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!
very nicely done. I hummed it along in my head.
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