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Originally Posted by Caligari
the only 2 of your movies worth a shit are the very first one and Jason X, otherwise I'd rather have dental work done sans anesthesia...although they are still better than the Halloween movies, tho not as good as the original Nightmare On Elm Street series.
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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees
Are you fucking high?  |
I was going to post the exact same thing, except I had to go run some errands.
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Originally Posted by Caligari
no sir Mr. Vorhees. Jason X was great in that it was actually a spoof of the entire series. Not to mention the cameo by David Cronenberg...i mean really.
And you have to admit you coming back as an uber-Jason monster was pretty cool.
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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees
I guess you do have a few good points.
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Bleh, I hate it when a series "spoofs" itself. It's like, "We understand that you've been a fan for the past 9 movies, and we appreciate the money you invested in our movies and endless amounts of merchandise, but now we're gonna make a movie that spits your face and calls you a loser for trying to defend the endless chain of sequels that we've been putting out for the past x number of years. Now, not only do your friends think you're a fool for taking our bait for the past x years, but guess what? We're on their side, dumbass. Oh, and be sure to see the new movie when it hits theaters. And pick it up on Blu-Ray when it comes out. Be sure to get the first version we release, plus the subsequent "Uncensored Version" "Director's Cut" and "Bonus Deluxe Editions," all with 2 minutes of extra footage not seen in the previous versions. All, of course, packaged separately and released within 6 months of each other."
Uber-Jason was a cool monster, but it defies everything Jason has been through all the years. It's like Terminator Jason.
The best of the sequels is by far Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday. It completely explained why Jason never truly died with its theology, "Through a Voorhees was he born, through a Voorhees may he be reborn, and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die." Utterly fucking brilliant. Then they made Jason X and all that went to shit.
