My mother fucking day, so you bitches better fucking watch my marathons, ya dig? 
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im going to drink some dog blood and practice black magic. friday the 13th is fucking cheesy bullshit
though ive seen them all. Michael Myers would kick his dead ass!!
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Friday the 13th in August is a superstition.
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the only 2 of your movies worth a shit are the very first one and Jason X, otherwise I'd rather have dental work done sans anesthesia...although they are still better than the Halloween movies, tho not as good as the original Nightmare On Elm Street series.
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My wife as born on Oct 31 and my son was born on a Friday the 13th. Jason doesn't stand a chance.
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13 august is my birthday haha partytime this friday
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I got out of the Navy on Friday the 13th, in AugustCarbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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I was going to post the exact same thing, except I had to go run some errands.
Bleh, I hate it when a series "spoofs" itself. It's like, "We understand that you've been a fan for the past 9 movies, and we appreciate the money you invested in our movies and endless amounts of merchandise, but now we're gonna make a movie that spits your face and calls you a loser for trying to defend the endless chain of sequels that we've been putting out for the past x number of years. Now, not only do your friends think you're a fool for taking our bait for the past x years, but guess what? We're on their side, dumbass. Oh, and be sure to see the new movie when it hits theaters. And pick it up on Blu-Ray when it comes out. Be sure to get the first version we release, plus the subsequent "Uncensored Version" "Director's Cut" and "Bonus Deluxe Editions," all with 2 minutes of extra footage not seen in the previous versions. All, of course, packaged separately and released within 6 months of each other."
Uber-Jason was a cool monster, but it defies everything Jason has been through all the years. It's like Terminator Jason.
The best of the sequels is by far Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday. It completely explained why Jason never truly died with its theology, "Through a Voorhees was he born, through a Voorhees may he be reborn, and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die." Utterly fucking brilliant. Then they made Jason X and all that went to shit.
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Bleh, I hate it when a series "spoofs" itself. It's like, "We understand that you've been a fan for the past 9 movies, and we appreciate the money you invested in our movies and endless amounts of merchandise, but now we're gonna make a movie that spits your face and calls you a loser for trying to defend the endless chain of sequels that we've been putting out for the past x number of years. Now, not only do your friends think you're a fool for taking our bait for the past x years, but guess what? We're on their side, dumbass. Oh, and be sure to see the new movie when it hits theaters. And pick it up on Blu-Ray when it comes out. Be sure to get the first version we release, plus the subsequent "Uncensored Version" "Director's Cut" and "Bonus Deluxe Editions," all with 2 minutes of extra footage not seen in the previous versions. All, of course, packaged separately and released within 6 months of each other."
Uber-Jason was a cool monster, but it defies everything Jason has been through all the years. It's like Terminator Jason.
The best of the sequels is by far Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday. It completely explained why Jason never truly died with its theology, "Through a Voorhees was he born, through a Voorhees may he be reborn, and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die." Utterly fucking brilliant. Then they made Jason X and all that went to shit.
There is a problem with your sentiment in regards to the Friday The 13th series of movies.
The first film was truly groundbreaking and shocking (for the time) and truly the grandaddy of the slasher/splatter film as we know it today.
All of the subsequent films were fucking awful, hence at the end some smart person thought "you know, why make just another pile of predictable shit when we can at least be inventive and get a few laughs?"
And so Jason X was born. To hell with keeping a "brilliant" theme going, there was no brilliant theme, it was the only way to end what had long become a crappy series of films. ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay
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I don't think you thoroughly read my post. While I am a fan of the first 9 Friday the 13th films, my sentiment towards the individual movies varies. Nowhere did I say the entire serious of movies was brilliant. In fact, I said the opposite in post, though slightly indirectly:
That whole segment referred to defending the shittiness, yet awesome-ness of the sequels. Yes, I know plot wise the sequels stir the intellect about as well as Robert Pattinson can act in Twilight, but they were made for their splatter. The only thing that I said was brilliant was that the writers of Jason Goes To Hell actually came up with a damn good explanation for why Jason managed to return from the dead 7 times. And they also came up with a final way to kill him permanently. When I saw it in the theater, as sad as I was that Jason would no longer be wreaking havoc, I felt resolve that the series had ended in a fitting and somewhat intelligent manner. When word of Jason X broke, I was actually pissed off that the logic dispensed in Jason Goes To Hell was disregarded just because New Line and Sean Cunninghams' dicks got hard for some more cash.
Ultimately, Jason X was a piece of shit that did more harm to the original series than many of its sequels. Take for example it's reason for being made:
The film was conceived by Todd Farmer and was the only pitch he gave to the studio for the movie, having suggested sending Jason into space as a means to advance the franchise while Freddy vs. Jason was still in development hell.
Jason X wasn't "great" at all. Take for example the films reception:
The film made $13,121,555 domestically, making it the lowest-grossing film in the series. It earned $3,830,243 foreign for a worldwide gross of $16,951,798. Even though it was higher than the budget, this was a box office bomb for that reason alone.[3]
The film was critically panned as well. Roger Ebert wrote a scathing review of the film, quoting the film's line "This sucks on so many levels."
Jason X should have never been made. The only logical and natural progession from Jason Goes To Hell would have been either Jason vs. Freddy, or the complete reboot of the series, as was just recently done.
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