How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - worked for me ! guarnteed will work for you !

**NGU** · 03-15-2007, 03:47 AM

RudeBoy is sounds like you need to sleep with prostitutes but sadly can not afford it heres a way to get a freebie for sure.

Just find prostitute you like and convince her to marry you then stand in line and when your turn comes around she is sure to give you a freebie or a least a decent discount so you should be able to afford a quicky.

Hope that helps and good luck with the new wife

**VicD** · 03-15-2007, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by TampaToker

anal hobit is that you?

haha, i was thinking the same

**Shoehorn!** · 03-15-2007, 04:11 AM

Originally posted by Mediachick

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

**v4 media** · 03-15-2007, 05:15 AM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

Prostitutes --I have no interest.

They don't come with Spamable affiliate codes..

**Fluid** · 03-15-2007, 05:45 AM

Originally posted by RudeBoy

welcome friends and enemies to another edition of rudeboy

" How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "

1. call the prostitute " hello my name is rudeboy and i want u to come over "

2. have sex with her like cheese on a hamburger

3. IMPORTANT : while having sex with her stop moving pretend ur heart just stopped. you got a heart attack

Now, here the prostitute will either

a) run away - > 100% discount

or

b) keep hitting u till u awake. if she's hurting u just awake and don't take the punishment and tell her " oh, my heart feels weird "

4. she will feel sorry for you

5. tell her your going to see a doctor and tell her u will call her back

this will work i already have done this 3 times

I call bullshit, any self respecting ho would have cleaned out your wallet, house and any gold teeth you had.

**Chris Mac** · 03-15-2007, 06:05 AM

why would I want a disease when there r plenty of 18-20 yr old vergins out there dying to loose their verginity

**RudeBoy** · 03-15-2007, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
WG

there is no money in ur wallet

**RudeBoy** · 03-15-2007, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Mediachick

I have been with a Jewish guy for 3 years and I have just sold my house and made a pretty good profit out of it. In fact, its now my ex-jew boyfriend that's broke. Broke like someone who has to fake a heart attack in order to fuck a hooker for free

so you are a gypsie ?

**Theo** · 03-15-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Simon IA Cash

And then her pimp will come in and kick your nuts again.

lol

**2muchgurl4u** · 03-20-2007, 05:56 AM

Originally posted by RudeBoy

welcome friends and enemies to another edition of rudeboy

" How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "

1. call the prostitute " hello my name is rudeboy and i want u to come over "

2. have sex with her like cheese on a hamburger

3. IMPORTANT : while having sex with her stop moving pretend ur heart just stopped. you got a heart attack

Now, here the prostitute will either

a) run away - > 100% discount

or

b) keep hitting u till u awake. if she's hurting u just awake and don't take the punishment and tell her " oh, my heart feels weird "

4. she will feel sorry for you

5. tell her your going to see a doctor and tell her u will call her back

this will work i already have done this 3 times

I KNOW YOU!
Aren't you the guy who waits at the bar for a woman to pass out to take advantage? A real class act!

**RudeBoy** · 03-24-2007, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by 2muchgurl4u

I KNOW YOU!
Aren't you the guy who waits at the bar for a woman to pass out to take advantage? A real class act!

what are u talking about ?

BT · 03-24-2007, 08:49 AM

just crack her over the head and drop her off back on the streets... haha

**escorpio** · 03-24-2007, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by Fluid

I call bullshit, any self respecting ho would have cleaned out your wallet, house and any gold teeth you had.

And left in your car.

**RayBonga** · 03-24-2007, 09:01 AM

She stole my wallet on the way out!

Damn you I had 20 bucks in there

**SteveLightspeed** · 03-24-2007, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by Simon IA Cash

And then her pimp will come in and kick your nuts again.

Do I hear an "AMEN!!!"

**RudeBoy** · 03-30-2007, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

Do I hear an "AMEN!!!"

NO YOU DON'T !

How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - worked for me ! guarnteed will work for you !

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