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  • brassmonkey
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    Man nearly killed as eel swims in arse

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    A Chinese fishmonger almost died after an eel swam into his bottom.

    Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.

    The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus.

    He said he was too embarrassed to tell anyone what had happened and continued working.

    But colleagues called emergency services after he collapsed.

    Doctors performed a five hour surgery to remove the creature and repair the severe internal injuries caused by it moving around.

    "The eel had badly injured the patient," a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying.

    "If he had not arrived when he did he would have died.

    "We expect he will make a full recovery though."
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  • Randy West
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    • sortie
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      #3
      Note to self : Insert butt plug before going fishing for eels.

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      • brassmonkey
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        id get help immediately!!!!
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        • Amputate Your Head
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          #5
          What a fucking idiot. Anyone that has an eel swim up their ass and then does nothing about it, deserves what happens to them.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • brassmonkey
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            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
            What a fucking idiot. Anyone that has an eel swim up their ass and then does nothing about it, deserves what happens to them.
            omg i bet his facial expressions were funny stuff!
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            • ottopottomouse
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              #7
              Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels. The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus.
              I suppose that beats the usual stories of 'accidentally falling on a champagne bottle' and having to go to A&E to have it removed.
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              • Ethersync
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                #8
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                • brassmonkey
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                  'accidentally falling on a champagne bottle' and having to go to A&E to have it removed.
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                  • brassmonkey
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Randy West
                    that isnt anal and she made sure she didnt put that sucker in there head first. tuna eatin
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                    • crazytrini85
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                      Anyone that has an eel swim up their ass and then does nothing about it, deserves what happens to them.
                      You are correct. That "something" is to jack it as quick as you can while the eel is still squirming around up there.

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                      • fpaul90
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                        • Feb 2010
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                        #12
                        Thats just wrong

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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                          he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus.

                          He said he was too embarrassed to tell anyone what had happened and continued working.
                          Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!


                          I think he must have been enjoying it in his ass tbh...


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                          • HeatWaveShawna
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                            #14
                            If he "just continued working" as if nothing was wrong... it makes me wonder what else had been up his ass that triggered no reaction whatsoever....
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                            • BlackCrayon
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                              #15
                              that story doesn't sound right...
                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                              • ethanol
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                                #16
                                Wonder what the size of this eel was.

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                                • thickcash_amo
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                                  #17
                                  Was his asshole that gaping that it could just swim up there??

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ethanol
                                    Wonder what the size of this eel was.
                                    In conjunction with that, I'd like to know how that eel went up his ass so easily. Almost as if there were no resistance at all. Something smells... and it smells like ass.
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      In conjunction with that, I'd like to know how that eel went up his ass so easily. Almost as if there were no resistance at all. Something smells... and it smells like ass.
                                      eels are very fast swimmers man my cheeks tightening up would have cut him in half!
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                                      • Sam - Mr. Skin
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                                        #20
                                        Sounds a lot like this story from a few months ago...

                                        http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/ma...ank-gone-awry/

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                                        • brassmonkey
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sam_mrskincash
                                          Sounds a lot like this story from a few months ago...

                                          http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/ma...ank-gone-awry/
                                          yeah that was kind of funny but more sad.
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                                          • mvee
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                                            • La_Sexorcist
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                                              #23
                                              Ha!! That sound hilarious but was probably the most awful thing ever.

                                              Source link?

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                                              • gmr324
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                                                #24
                                                He must have an incredible tolerance for pain

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                                                • jigg
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                  I suppose that beats the usual stories of 'accidentally falling on a champagne bottle' and having to go to A&E to have it removed.


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                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by La_Sexorcist
                                                    Ha!! That sound hilarious but was probably the most awful thing ever.

                                                    Source link?
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                                                    • halfpint
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                                                      #27
                                                      I expect he was trying to have sex with it ...you know these Chinks like that sort of thing

                                                      I kinda think it dont make sense if something is crawling into your ass you are just gonna let it do that whithout jumping about .. I know I wouldent

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                                                      • tiger
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                                                        #28
                                                        Haha, yeah eels naturally go towards the anus it reminds them of home. That is quite common with gerbils as well I hear.

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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          #29
                                                          I wonder if he squealed like a piglet when it was going in

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                                                          • brassmonkey
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by tiger
                                                            Haha, yeah eels naturally go towards the anus it reminds them of home. That is quite common with gerbils as well I hear.
                                                            the eel fell in a man hole. omg id be jumping around like a crazed monkey. blood slinging everywhere from me cutting my gutt open trying to get that bitch out my ass.
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                                                            • 2MuchMark
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                                                              #31
                                                              Pics ?

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                                                              • brassmonkey
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                I wonder if he squealed like a piglet when it was going in
                                                                maybe the hinges on his backdoor were loose
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                                                                • Major (Tom)
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Silly zipper head shoved it in his ass. Let's be real here.
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                    Pics ?

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                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                      No thank you.
                                                                      i agree seeing his face was probably youtube worthy though.
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                                                                      • fatfoo
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Eels are sometimes used specifically for medicinal purposes to remove some blood out of the body. Don't overdose on the blood sucking eels. Good luck.
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Youtube Vid or it didn't happen


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                                                                          • fatfoo
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Randy West
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                                                                            • 2012
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              that might fuckup your day
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                                                                              • redwhiteandblue
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by 2012
                                                                                that might fuckup your day
                                                                                Indeed. Anyway I hope eel make a full recovery.
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                                                                                • The Duck
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  What a way to go.
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                                                                                  • sojproductions
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    whose asshole is that wide in the first place!!???
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by sojproductions
                                                                                      whose asshole is that wide in the first place!!???
                                                                                      good one.
                                                                                      Yet a turd is bigger than an eel and the sizes of what comes out can predict the size of what could get in.

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                                                                                      • brassmonkey
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