LOL !!! Farter Gets Banned !!!
A pub regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer ? for indiscriminate wind breaking.
Link to story : http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news...p?story_id=411
Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw ?revels? in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.
The James Street pub?s owner says the stench has become unbearable since Scotland?s smoking ban came in last year but suspects drinkers could have been breathing in the waft for years before without noticing it.
He added, ?I use my old phrase, ?This is revenge for you smokers?. I used to hate going into pubs when it was stinking of smoke.?
He looks like a farter...
Link to story : http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news...p?story_id=411
Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw ?revels? in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.
The James Street pub?s owner says the stench has become unbearable since Scotland?s smoking ban came in last year but suspects drinkers could have been breathing in the waft for years before without noticing it.
He added, ?I use my old phrase, ?This is revenge for you smokers?. I used to hate going into pubs when it was stinking of smoke.?
He looks like a farter...
?You can?t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in.
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