achieving inner peace

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  • tony286
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #1

    achieving inner peace

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

    By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #2
    Originally posted by tony404
    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

    By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

    ha ha ha!
    Pigs in zen.
    HAL on TEDx:

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    • Furious_Female
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 8187

      #3
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        That would take me a month to finish stuff I started

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