Too Funny..............
The two rail-thin blondes teach overweight children to live ?healthier? lives on next season?s Simple Life
Hilton and Richie have their eyes on chubby kids
You know, maybe we had Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie wrong all these years.
Maybe, instead of being self-absorbed rich girls, they?re deeply in touch with the suffering in society, and are using The Simple Life to enlighten the world one poor schmuck at a time. Like Oprah with upskirts. Yeah, that?s it.
How else to explain their latest exploits on The Simple Life?
In the reality show?s fourth season, it?s reported that Hilton and stick-thin Richie will be camp counselors at a fat camp. Oh, sorry ? show reps call it a ?wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise.? But for fat kids.
Insiders say the two well-tanned wonders will flounce around wearing short-shorts, while advising pudgy preteens who have to wear sensible shoes. ?They are doing five camps in five weeks,? said a source. ?This is just one of them.?
Well, pinch me in the morning and call me Jane. How philanthropic! In fact, if you examine their lives, you can find all sorts of ways the two embody wellness. And to that end, we present the "Paris and Nicole 8-Point Plan For, Like, Well-Being and Stuff."
The two rail-thin blondes teach overweight children to live ?healthier? lives on next season?s Simple Life
Hilton and Richie have their eyes on chubby kids
You know, maybe we had Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie wrong all these years.
Maybe, instead of being self-absorbed rich girls, they?re deeply in touch with the suffering in society, and are using The Simple Life to enlighten the world one poor schmuck at a time. Like Oprah with upskirts. Yeah, that?s it.
How else to explain their latest exploits on The Simple Life?
In the reality show?s fourth season, it?s reported that Hilton and stick-thin Richie will be camp counselors at a fat camp. Oh, sorry ? show reps call it a ?wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise.? But for fat kids.
Insiders say the two well-tanned wonders will flounce around wearing short-shorts, while advising pudgy preteens who have to wear sensible shoes. ?They are doing five camps in five weeks,? said a source. ?This is just one of them.?
Well, pinch me in the morning and call me Jane. How philanthropic! In fact, if you examine their lives, you can find all sorts of ways the two embody wellness. And to that end, we present the "Paris and Nicole 8-Point Plan For, Like, Well-Being and Stuff."
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