Sounds like you got off easy.
A friend of mine told me a story of a night he let his dog out. He ran immediatly out the door which isnt the most common... not in that manner or that late. Anyway the dog comes running back yelping.
SPrayed!
So my friend is trying to get his dog to get him the garage or outside. The dog is puking everywhere from the odor. So my friend is laughing and gagging. He gets his dig in the garage and then starts puking himself. So theres him and his dog locked up in his garage puking and stinking.
Sounds pretty hilarious to me
Just glad it wasnt me.