I must be getting old or something but I let out a morning power fart and some shit juice sprayed out all over my underwear.
I am so ashamed.
Has this happen to anybody else?
I am so ashamed.
Has this happen to anybody else?
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I was taking a supplement for a short time called Oxy Powder that is supposed to clean out ye 'ole colon, and suffice to say farting is pretty much out of the question. I'll tell you what though, the shit worked...Comment
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My wife looked at me funny and told me to throw away my underwear. She threw me a plastic shoprite bag to put it in.ISeekGirls.com since 2005Comment
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i was hooking up with this girl my sophmore year in college and one night when i was staying over she crapped herself while she was half asleep. it was pretty disturbing, but i felt the need to share
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This thread makes me feel like doing a number two.Comment
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Yeah I'm guilty of it tooComment
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Only after eating an entire bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos.
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This one time I was trying to shit my pants but could only fart, I was so embarrased
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this thread has made me laugh out loud 3 times, my wife kept looking at me funnyComment
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that's called sharting..
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i think we've all been there..Comment
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Not in a long long time ;)
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very rarely. sometimes i come very close thoughComment
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Ok, this thread did actually make me laugh.
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Yes, in school in 1992 and was wearing a pair of Guess jeans and no underwear. Yes, I thought I was the man and thought I would squeeze one out in French class. It was splatter city in my denim and I sat in it for like five minutes comtemplating what the fuck I should do.
Suddenly, the girl sitting in front of me turned and said, "Do you smell shit? What the fuck is that smell?"
Iwas embarrased, slowly took off my sweatshirt,was wearing a tee shirt underneath and wrapped it around my waste. I raised my hand, teacher called on me and told him I needed to run to the bathroom. The girl in front never caught on believe it or not (as far as I know).
I walked out of the room, straight to my car and rode side cheeked 4 miles home (velour seats, I didn't want to taint my ride). Got in the house, ripped off my jeans, threw them into a garbage bag, tied them up, hopped in the shower, grabbed a sammich, drove back to school and walked into the end of my following class stating I was sick in the bathroom. Teacher didn't say shit and I smelled baby fresh.
I didn't try to pass gas for the rest of the day lol
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SHITjuice sounds like the name of a new product from coca cola
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