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  • Forkbeard
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 2236
    #1

    Mangled English - you don't pay any cent

    Hey all, this is supposed to be a fun thread. Overseas webmasters often mangle the English language. Sometimes it's funny. Post your best examples here!

    This thread is prompted because I was surfing the niche TGPs looking to see how other folks do things. Found this fairly clean (as such things go) little gallery built with stolen usenet pics. Had two ads for free-ezine bucks and an Offshore clicks banner. But I liked these lines:

    100% for FREE ! You don't pay any cent.
    and

    WebMaster, if you search the sponsor, which pays - take mine , Is checked up ! For $1 Per Confirmed Email - Is really !
    Offering sponsored blog posts and custom writing services.
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    • bhutocracy
      Not making A Comeback
      • Dec 2001
      • 10218
      #2
      "i could care less"

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        • bunky
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 902
          #3
          what the fuck is this post about again?

          600 posts!! woohoo
          BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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            • Sly_RJ
              Live Hard - Die Hard
              • Feb 2002
              • 17042
              #4
              Shit! How did you find my gallery?
              PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
              sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

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                • FATPad
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 6693
                  #5
                  Found this gem during gallery reviews.

                  http://www.freeforest.com/hardcore/0409teen/teen-17.htm

                  Good stuff.
                  <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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                    • vidsweb
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 698
                      #6
                      that is fucking hilarious!

                      i wonder what country that guy comes from?
                      Just give'r

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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015
                          #7
                          "Chat with the real temptresses
                          One of them spoke
                          - ...if you don't ending, fuck me to anus. It's my tightest hole...
                          Her advice is good! I got birth the glass of sperm after reading. And what you will do? "
                          ----------------------------------


                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is funnier than shit!

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                            • vidsweb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 698
                              #8
                              You gotta love foreigners, they make my stuff look so much better.
                              Just give'r

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