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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Disciple: "Master, why did Bodhidharma come from the West?"
Master: "Ask that post over there."
Disciple: "I don't understand"
Master: "Neither do I."
Q: What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
Q: How many wives does Buddhism allow?
A: You may have as many as your tolerance for misery can bear.
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.
ADG |
Goddammit! Now i have to clean off my keyboard because viewing your post made my adult beverage come out of my nose! This is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks! Thanks for perking me up as today has been Hell! Hell, I tell you!
Sally Rand awards this post SIX out of five stars!
GFY!
Sally.