Happy Birthday to my movie star brother - KB! (American Cannibal)

**D-Money** · 03-19-2007, 07:41 AM

KB will always be older then me...

**Bryan G** · 03-19-2007, 07:42 AM

Happy Birthday!!

**JFK** · 03-19-2007, 07:43 AM

All the best KB

**Angelo22** · 03-19-2007, 07:49 AM

Happy birthday, movie star!

**Honez** · 03-19-2007, 07:51 AM

Happy Birthday KB! May this year see all your dreams and wishes come true ;)

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-19-2007, 07:54 AM

K to Bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle

**shekinah** · 03-19-2007, 08:01 AM

Happy Birthday KB!

**Sexsitesurfer** · 03-19-2007, 08:03 AM

Have a great day!

**Jman** · 03-19-2007, 08:04 AM

Pimp Pimp Hooray for KB's Bday ;-)

**WonderWoman** · 03-19-2007, 08:12 AM

Happy bday KB!

**The Adult Broker** · 03-19-2007, 09:23 AM

Happy Bday KB! Great to see you at the screening. The movie was awesome! coming from Reality TV producing, I can so identify with the film.

Classic...and after its theatre run, it will be viewed for years to come in many TV university classrooms I'm sure (though they may edit the tampon part out lol)

Cheers, enjoy the Coppola wine, thought it very appropot

**axelcat** · 03-19-2007, 09:35 AM

happy b day

**MikeVega** · 03-19-2007, 09:40 AM

happy b-day KB .. make it the best one yet. looking forward to seeing you soon.

**WWF-Jimmy** · 03-19-2007, 09:42 AM

Happy Birthday Bro...!!! see you soon!

BT · 03-19-2007, 09:43 AM

happy B-day for a great guy. May the next years be the best

**Magalie** · 03-19-2007, 09:43 AM

Happy birthday KB !!! Hope you have an amazing time !

See you soon...

**96ukssob** · 03-19-2007, 09:43 AM

Happy Birthday KB!

Again, great movie, glad I got the chance to check it out.

**Magalie** · 03-19-2007, 09:44 AM

Happy birthday KB !!! Hope you have an amazing time !

See you soon...

**AGP Albert** · 03-19-2007, 09:47 AM

Happy Bday KB

**Ravage** · 03-19-2007, 09:48 AM

Happy B-day! Hope its a good one.

**Hollywood Horwitz** · 03-19-2007, 09:51 AM

Loved the movie! so many amazing quotes in the movie from you! Thnx for coming to the party! LMK if we can meet up this week.

Happy B-day pimp!

**hollinator** · 03-19-2007, 09:54 AM

HAPPY B-DAY KB!!!!!! Muah!

**Adultnet** · 03-19-2007, 09:56 AM

happy birthday

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 03-19-2007, 10:13 AM

Oh my G-d Ross that PICTURE!!!
lol!!!

Thanks to all my friends, family and business associates for the birthday wishes, gifts and phone calls.
I am extremely touched by the outpouring of love and great feedback on my movie American Cannibal. This positive feedback is the best birthday gift in the world to me. You have no idea how arduous the task was to make that movie.

I also have to let a lot of you in on a big secret....
I am not really an asshole.
I created a charicature of myself for the movie- something I thought would be a brilliant PR move for me and hopefully give me some kind of longevity after my time spent in this business.

I knew when I became part of this news story with Paris Hilton- (Thanks Roger and IKE) that my legacy would be the Promoter of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape- As shallow as it may sound, I didn't want that to be my epitaph.
I was then approached with this concept for a movie and thought it would be a great way of showing people outside the business what it's like to be ME.

Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's sad. Sometimes I am pathetic- however my board persona, my personality and my activities were heavily influenced by this movie - I picked some fights, I shamelessly self promoted, and sued people, was it all for your entertainment???

Think about it....
:-))

3 1/2 years of my life on a screen in front of my friends and family.
If you weren't there the other night to hear how D$ introduced me- here is an excerpt of his speech and how he breaks down internet time in the life of "KB"- I loved it!

D$:

I’d like to thank all of the sponsors for making our movie night happen this evening:

Wanted List

IMLIVE.COM

CLIPS4SALE

And AVN.COM

I also wanted to take this time out to introduce someone very near and dear to me, my brother, Kevin or KB as you know him.

This movie is something he has been working on for three and a half years. THREE AND A HALF YEARS PEOPLE!!!!

Anyone that knows this business knows that in Internet time that is FOREVER!

Just to give you some idea of how long three and a half years is in the life of my brother - let me break it down for you by the numbers…..

In 3 and a half years my brother KB has held 16 jobs, 20 business cards including the “pick a number” one that I’m sure 90% of you have seen, endured three lawsuits, fucked 112 pornstars….. AND ONE CUNT….pause ( laughter)

My brother KB has ALSO made over 1300 “inappropriate for the dinner table comments” and or fart jokes, shamelessly promoted himself or the companies he reps in public forums over 20,000 times

He has dropped over 1 BILLION names, made over 50 plugs on Howard Stern, appeared on 20/20 and Entertainment Tonight … and that’s not even including his fake nicks on the chatboards!!!

Well to tell you more about this movie here is the star … and my son’s crazy uncle Kevin

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s KB … or more affectionately known by you guys as KBIZZLE!!!

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Thank you everybody!

KB

**baddog** · 03-19-2007, 10:36 AM

Happy birthday, I will try to get some pics up later today of the screening.

**Far-L** · 03-19-2007, 10:46 AM

Happy b-day KB! looking forward to seeing the movie... are you above the line on it?

May the juice from Borat be like water compared to the profits you guys harvest on it!

**Just_Dave** · 03-19-2007, 11:13 AM

Happy Birthday KB

**Pete-KT** · 03-19-2007, 11:14 AM

Happy Birthday Bro

**B O B** · 03-19-2007, 11:29 AM

Happy BDay KB...

I think I have some shots of his first live on air BJ scene...

**Vegas Ken** · 03-19-2007, 11:43 AM

KBizzle...

Happy BDay!

Keep up the smart stuff!

**J. Falcon** · 03-19-2007, 11:45 AM

Happy Birthday!

**ArkansasDave** · 03-19-2007, 12:08 PM

Happy Birthday KB!!!

**XPays** · 03-19-2007, 12:28 PM

happy birthday kb and have a great day bro

**sicone** · 03-19-2007, 12:30 PM

Happy birthday KB

**DeanCapture** · 03-19-2007, 12:36 PM

Happy Birthday K. Bizzle......from D. Capizzle

**gAmE-MaStEr** · 03-19-2007, 02:05 PM

Happy Birthday

**Poppy** · 03-19-2007, 02:11 PM

Happy Bday KB.

**Pinacolada** · 03-19-2007, 02:30 PM

Happy Birthday!

**jesse_adultdatingdollars** · 03-19-2007, 02:45 PM

KB you have the same birthdate as my chick!! How funny! Happy Birthday!

Jesse

**J$tyle$** · 03-19-2007, 03:02 PM

Happy B-Day for the 5thi time, brotha!!!!

BTW - Where do you live?

LMFAO

**davecummings** · 03-19-2007, 03:08 PM

Everyone born during this past week is A#1:-)).

Happy Happy Happy Birthday:-)

Keep it up!!!

Dave

**Fap** · 03-19-2007, 03:14 PM

happy birthday!

**bizarrejan** · 03-19-2007, 03:15 PM

Happy Birthday Kb

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 03-19-2007, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by jesse_adultdatingdollars

KB you have the same birthdate as my chick!! How funny! Happy Birthday!

Jesse

The only difference with today is that today has cost me next to nothing-

Lunch bought by FARLEY AT AVN thank you very much sir!
Being taken to dinner by Monique Alexander at Mr. Chow (my homegirl)
Then having a little go go dancer from the Players Ball come over and hopefully do MORE THAN SEE ME.

You on the other hand will probably spend a grip, eat A LOT OF pussy and have her fall asleep on you-
I don't miss relationships :-))

How are you Jesse and when are you signing up for PV already?

bahahahahaha

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 03-19-2007, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

Happy B-Day for the 5thi time, brotha!!!!

BTW - Where do you live?

LMFAO

Burbank and Van Nuys

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

KB's Crank Calls strikes again!

**Scott McD** · 03-19-2007, 03:24 PM

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!

**Raven Riley** · 03-19-2007, 03:24 PM

happy birthday sweetie! hope ya have a fun night! hehe

**DonkeyPunchProductions** · 03-19-2007, 03:32 PM

happy birthday!!!

**LittleSassy** · 03-19-2007, 03:41 PM

Happy Birthday KB!!!!

Happy Birthday to my movie star brother - KB! (American Cannibal)

Happy Birthday to my movie star brother - KB! (American Cannibal)

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