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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Dumb breeder question for teh boyalleys of the board....

    I was watching Entourage earlier today, and Ari's gay asian assistant said something that got me wondering. Ari asks him "so, what's it like to take it up the ass?"

    to which the gay assistant replied "I don't know, I'm a top."


    My question is... what happens when two gay guys meet and are attracted, but it turns out both of them are "tops"?
    (or both are "bottoms")



    No really, serious question. We breeders never have that problem.... the womens can go top or underneath, even sideways and upside down. This seems to be unique situation for the gay crowd... is it?


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    • donkevlar
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      #2
      This post is gay.
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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
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          #3
          Obviously.

          Captain obvious would have pointed that out.... when he was 12.
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            • BoyAlley
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              • Nov 2004
              • 19714
              #4
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              My question is... what happens when two gay guys meet and are attracted, but it turns out both of them are "tops"?
              Have you ever watched college wrestling? It works like that, except the guys are both naked.

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                  Have you ever watched college wrestling? It works like that, except the guys are both naked.

                  So college wrestlers are gay?

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      So college wrestlers are gay?
                      Let's just say they do a very good job imitating gay homosexual mating rituals and leave it at that.......

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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          So college wrestlers are gay?
                          That would be my next question.
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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                              Let's just say they do a very good job imitating gay homosexual mating rituals and leave it at that.......
                              So it becomes a struggle for dominance?... the weaker "top" becoming the bitch?

                              lol

                              Sounds like a really good niche for a paysite. "When two tops collide" :D
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                                • Nicky
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                                  • Mar 2003
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                                  #9
                                  If captain obvious hadd'nt pointed out when he was 12 that this thread is gay, I feel I would be obligated to do so

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                                    • CDSmith
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                                      • May 2001
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                                      #10
                                      Are we not on the gay board?

                                      It's pink, or am I the only one who noticed?
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                                        • AaronM
                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 46917
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                          So it becomes a struggle for dominance?... the weaker "top" becoming the bitch?

                                          lol

                                          Sounds like a really good niche for a paysite. "When two tops collide" :D


                                          It would catch a lot of flack because of the simulated rape look of such a thing.

                                          Have at it.

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                                            • Evil E
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                                              • Apr 2005
                                              • 3201
                                              #12
                                              My guess is that they would take turns at sucking each other's cock and foreplay.


                                              A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                              So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                  It would catch a lot of flack because of the simulated rape look of such a thing.

                                                  Have at it.
                                                  Depends how much of a "struggle" they put up.

                                                  It was more a rhetorical thing, don't get all excited. :D



                                                  But it does beg the next logical question, and of course... I have to ask.

                                                  What then happens when two "bottoms" meet? Do they stand around wondering which one is going to man the hammer? Is a coin flipped?

                                                  Things enquiring minds want to know whilst the board is pink.
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                                                    • justinsain
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                                                      • Feb 2005
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                                                      #14
                                                      I thinks it's more like college baseball. They just tryout to see if they're a better pitcher or a catcher and then play that position.

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                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 19714
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by justinsain
                                                          I thinks it's more like college baseball. They just tryout to see if they're a better pitcher or a catcher and then play that position.
                                                          No no more like football. Quarterback or Wide Receiver!

                                                          cmon Cmon CMON!

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                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                              • May 2001
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                                                              #16
                                                              C'mon, serious tongue-in-cheek questions have been posted.

                                                              The answers have to be better than "baseball" and "football" :D
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                                                                • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  The first guy who drops the soap is the bottom, didn't you guys know that?
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                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                      • May 2001
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                                                      The first guy who drops the soap is the bottom, didn't you guys know that?
                                                                      Not from first-hand experience, no.
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                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 10581
                                                                          #19
                                                                          whats with the breeder shit anyhows..

                                                                          I hate that word just as bad as the word faggot. People are people.

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                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                              whats with the breeder shit anyhows..

                                                                              I hate that word just as bad as the word faggot. People are people.
                                                                              Then there's that.

                                                                              Fact is, without us "breeders" there'd be no one, fags or otherwise.
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                                                                                • Cyndalie
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  What? No pitcher vs catcher jokes?
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                                                                                    • Barefootsies
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                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 42635
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      C'mon, serious tongue-in-cheek questions have been posted.

                                                                                      The answers have to be better than "baseball" and "football" :D
                                                                                      Tongue in butt cheeks?

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                                                                                        • tASSy
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          the dumb breeder half of me says maybe the bottoms have dildos used on their asses and partake in blowjobs. we need teh gay boy alley to set this straight! many gay men i know seem not to have too much of an issue with this, they weed out the right kind of guy just like straight people do in the dating (or meeting at a bar) process. even straight people have issues finding sexually compatible people.

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                                                                                            • GregE
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                              whats with the breeder shit anyhows..

                                                                                              I hate that word just as bad as the word faggot.
                                                                                              C'mon, I'm straight too and I think that phrase is hilarious.


                                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                              People are people.
                                                                                              Well technically I suppose you're correct. Except, of course, for those lower forms of life that support .xxx and Zango, but then again most everybody already knows that.

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                                                                                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 10581
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by GregE
                                                                                                  C'mon, I'm straight too and I think that phrase is hilarious.




                                                                                                  Well technically I suppose you're correct. Except, of course, for those lower forms of life that support .xxx and Zango, but then again most everybody already knows that.

                                                                                                  speaking of Zango..while driving home from Seattle I seen the Zango company building.. I almost pulled off the highway to get a pic and plant a bomb, but the traffic was horrendous.
                                                                                                  Maybe because I actually have the ability to give birth, the word breeder makes me want to bitch slap those fuckers that use it on a regular basis.. funny..I have a huge amount of gay friends and they never use that word..around me or not around me.

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                                                                                                    • starpimps
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2006
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      there only can be one quarterback and one receiver.
                                                                                                      In general i think the smallest and gayest one is the receiver? is this correct boyalley
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                                                                                                        • GregE
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                          speaking of Zango..while driving home from Seattle I seen the Zango company building.. I almost pulled off the highway to get a pic and plant a bomb, but the traffic was horrendous.
                                                                                                          Well, it's good to know that the folks inside that building are getting a nice steady supply of automobile exhaust fumes to inhale


                                                                                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                          Maybe because I actually have the ability to give birth, the word breeder makes me want to bitch slap those fuckers that use it on a regular basis.
                                                                                                          I don't know, I think maybe you're taking a harmless joke a bit too personally.

                                                                                                          Then again, I don't like 9-11 jokes so who am I to talk?


                                                                                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                          funny..I have a huge amount of gay friends and they never use that word..around me or not around me.
                                                                                                          I'm sure you're correct about the first part but are you really sure you're correct about the second part?

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                                                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                                                              • May 2001
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by tASSy
                                                                                                              the dumb breeder half of me says maybe the bottoms have dildos used on their asses and partake in blowjobs. we need teh gay boy alley to set this straight! many gay men i know seem not to have too much of an issue with this, they weed out the right kind of guy just like straight people do in the dating (or meeting at a bar) process. even straight people have issues finding sexually compatible people.
                                                                                                              ha ha... straight people are NOTORIOUS for having that problem. Twice-a-day types hook up with once-a-week types all the time. And it's really sad when a three-times-per-day person is in a long term relationship with a once-per-month type. Ug.

                                                                                                              And don't get me started on all those types who don't like going down, or don't like it from behind, or don't like being on top, etc etc. The straight population is RIFE with hangups.... and I for one can't stand it.

                                                                                                              Hard to meet someone these days without all the funky little hangups, someone who is ready to get busy whenever you are, anytime, anywhere... and genuinely enjoys it.

                                                                                                              I just got a lil curious about how the gay crowd handles such situations. I mean really, get two gays who are attracted to each other but it turns out they both like to recieve rather than give.... what then? Do they break out the double-dong anal every time they want to get busy? :D
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                                                                                                                • jayeff
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                  I just got a lil curious about how the gay crowd handles such situations. I mean really, get two gays who are attracted to each other but it turns out they both like to recieve rather than give.... what then?
                                                                                                                  I don't think I ever got as far as thinking about the "technical details", as it were. I get stuck at wondering how far the impact of whatever short-circuit got someone interested in his/her own sex in the first place, extends to other aspects of gay/lesbian personalities and expectations.

                                                                                                                  I guess there are men and women who fit the popular stereotypes - queen, dyke, etc - but the usual male/female roles evolved, initially anyway, as much because of physical differences as for any other reason and then the socio-political stuff got laid on top. But neither the physical differences nor the current social norms apply to same-sex relationships, so is it a breeder assumption that gays and lesbians emulate a typical male-female relationship (if so, that in itself seems more than a little bizarre), or is the reality a lot more complex?

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                                                                                                                    • madawgz
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                                                                                                                      • 30509
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                      Are we not on the gay board?

                                                                                                                      It's pink, or am I the only one who noticed?
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                                                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                          • May 2001
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jayeff
                                                                                                                          I don't think I ever got as far as thinking about the "technical details", as it were. I get stuck at wondering how far the impact of whatever short-circuit got someone interested in his/her own sex in the first place, extends to other aspects of gay/lesbian personalities and expectations.

                                                                                                                          I guess there are men and women who fit the popular stereotypes - queen, dyke, etc - but the usual male/female roles evolved, initially anyway, as much because of physical differences as for any other reason and then the socio-political stuff got laid on top. But neither the physical differences nor the current social norms apply to same-sex relationships, so is it a breeder assumption that gays and lesbians emulate a typical male-female relationship (if so, that in itself seems more than a little bizarre), or is the reality a lot more complex?
                                                                                                                          THAT for some reason strikes me as the single most hilarious post I've ever seen you make.

                                                                                                                          I didn't soil my keyboard, but it was close.
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                                                                                                                            • BoyAlley
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                              whats with the breeder shit anyhows..

                                                                                                                              I hate that word just as bad as the word faggot. People are people.
                                                                                                                              OMG OMG You hate the words breeder AND faggot?!?!?!

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                                                                                                                                • Centurion
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Simple..if both are tops..they get a third person...one who is a bottom and then tag team him!

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                                                                                                                                    • BoyAlley
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Centurion
                                                                                                                                      Simple..if both are tops..they get a third person...one who is a bottom and then tag team him!
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                                                                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Centurion
                                                                                                                                          Simple..if both are tops..they get a third person...one who is a bottom and then tag team him!
                                                                                                                                          Always?

                                                                                                                                          No swordfight? :D


                                                                                                                                          I guess they don't mind crossing swords like the straight guys do.


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