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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053
    #1

    I just now discovered that my

    ...concrete patio has cracked open the entire width...about 12 feet wide and about 24 feet long. There is about a half inch crack. The patio was poured about 23 years ago. Any ideas about why it decided to crack at this point in time?
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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    • JD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2003
      • 22651
      #2

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        • BigDeanEvans
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2006
          • 1368
          #3
          Any more phone calls?

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              hmmmmm ... 23 years ago the patio was poured ... (1 less place to look for pathfinders body)



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                • BV
                  wtf
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 10914
                  #5
                  it's probably an expansion joint

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                    • theking
                      Nice Kitty
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 21053
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BigDeanEvans
                      Any more phone calls?
                      Not from the undesirable...since I changed my number...but I did have a couple of calls today. One was from a friend I have known for more that fifty years.
                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                        • theking
                          Nice Kitty
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 21053
                          #7
                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                          hmmmmm ... 23 years ago the patio was poured ... (1 less place to look for pathfinders body)



                          .
                          Pathfinder was cremated and his ashes were dispersed on a hill in Korea by his oldest son...thank you very much.
                          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                          FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                            • CDSmith
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              Your rebar expired. You skimped, and use 23 yr rebar, should have forked out the extra few bucks for the 60 yr.

                              Lesson learned.





                              Okay I'm shitting you. Rebar has no expiration date. :D

                              Maybe the natural settling process that goes on with all houses took it's toll on your cement over the years and it finally decided to crack from it?
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                                • theking
                                  Nice Kitty
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 21053
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BV
                                  it's probably an expansion joint
                                  Nope...it does not have any expansion joints...and may be why it cracked. I suspect the ground it was poured on has compacted more. It really isn't a big deal...just struck me as a little odd...and peaked my curiosity.
                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                    • theking
                                      Nice Kitty
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 21053
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      Your rebar expired. You skimped, and use 23 yr rebar, should have forked out the extra few bucks for the 60 yr.

                                      Lesson learned.





                                      Okay I'm shitting you. Rebar has no expiration date. :D

                                      Maybe the natural settling process that goes on with all houses took it's toll on your cement over the years and it finally decided to crack from it?
                                      Yes...settling...that is what I suspect as you can read from my post below yours.
                                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                        • L-Pink
                                          working on my tan
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 39151
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by theking
                                          Pathfinder was cremated and his ashes were dispersed on a hill in Korea by his oldest son...thank you very much.
                                          Hill in Korea huh ..... Sure it wasn't a Hyundai dealership in Jersey.


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                                            • Jman
                                              Already an AI veteran
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22832
                                              #12
                                              You just need to call the guy and fix it ;)
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                                                • theking
                                                  Nice Kitty
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 21053
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                  Hill in Korea huh ..... Sure it wasn't a Hyundai dealership in Jersey.


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                                                  A hill in Korea...where he and my father fought a battle during the Korean War that only he and my father and a handful of others survived. He lost many friends on that hill and always expressed the desire to rejoin them in death and his oldest son fulfilled his desire.
                                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                    • ArsewithClass
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 7957
                                                      #14
                                                      Maybe the soakaway has filled & is moving the ground underneath?

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                                                        • ottopottomouse
                                                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 13177
                                                          #15
                                                          Poor lonely patio was probably feeling neglected while you are out fishing all the time.
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                                                            • Bill8
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 1901
                                                              #16
                                                              It was probably a change in the water table.

                                                              That kind of thing depends on the soil composition.

                                                              If it's only your place and not neighbors also, might be a change in the drainage system around your house, causing a very local water tablle change.

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