Police raid on theatre saves a lobster from certain death

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30168

    #1

    Police raid on theatre saves a lobster from certain death

    ... crazy Italians ....

    Avant-garde theatre is under attack in Italy for pushing the boat out too far after police raided a Milan playhouse to save a lobster from being bludgeoned to death and eaten on stage.

    Following complaints from animal rights groups, the first-night performance of Incident: Kill to Eat by Argentinian playwright Rodrigo García was broken up by three plainclothes officers who spared the lobster from an all-too-real death scene.

    A full house was expecting to see García's examination of death and meat eating, during which an unlucky crustacean is suspended from a nylon cord and a microphone picks up the sounds of its squirming. In his programme notes, García, a former butcher, denounced the dishonesty of not killing what you eat. "You need plenty of imagination, and I don't have it, to feel the fear of death as you open a can of meatballs with peas in the kitchen at home," he wrote.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/italy/stor...036201,00.html
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Angelo22
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    • Feb 2007
    • 3123

    #2
    Hahahah, nice news =D
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    • GITZINGER
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 929

      #3
      Guess they already found all the terrorists, criminals and drug dealers in Italy, now they're just bored.
      Your momma was a ho!!!

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      • madawgz
        8.8.8.8
        • Mar 2006
        • 30509

        #4
        no comment on this, i find the whole thing ...odd...lol
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        • Deputy Chief Command
          Deputy Chief Command
          • Nov 2005
          • 4482

          #5
          hahaha I am in milano right now.. not for lobster though . . thinkin about some nice lasagne .. lol

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          • Doctor Dre
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            LOL
            What a bunch of tards. I can't really understand theses people. There are causes near home way more important then a fucking lobster dying... or any non protected animal....
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • MsWild
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 2803

              #7
              that's a nice news hahaha
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              • Blingbaby
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 1079

                #8
                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                LOL
                What a bunch of tards. I can't really understand theses people. There are causes near home way more important then a fucking lobster dying... or any non protected animal....
                On the same token, there are other things more important people can do than suspend lobsters with a thread and recording the sounds of their death. That's some sick twisted fuckers there, serves them right

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  A can of meatballs with peas? ewww, whoever came up with that idea should be bludgeoned on stage.

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                  • JFK
                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67369

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    A can of meatballs with peas? ewww, whoever came up with that idea should be bludgeoned on stage.
                    and dont forget to
                    suspend them from a nylon cord and a microphone to pick up the sounds of their squirming.

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JFK
                      and dont forget to
                      suspend them from a nylon cord and a microphone to pick up the sounds of their squirming.
                      I wasn't sure if I had to mention that or if it would just be a given.

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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        that was so crazy and funny news!!!lol..:D
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