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  • D Ghost
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    • May 2006
    • 9820

    #1

    Don't tell mom your an atheist ROFL



  • papill0n
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    • Oct 2007
    • 15547

    #2
    i pray for an asteroid shower

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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3
      I'm an atheist that believes in getting Christmas (XXXmas) presents.

      My Mom died when I was 26, and during her eulogy my sister looked at me and said that Mom wanted me to be a Christian, and if I didn't become one, I was going to hell (my Mother would never have said that) - religion makes people say/do kooky stuff...







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      • D Ghost
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        • May 2006
        • 9820

        #4
        John Waters all the way!! haha love it

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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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          • Jul 2004
          • 38323

          #5
          Originally posted by DJ The Kid
          John Waters all the way!! haha love it
          Good seeing you last weekend - I have one of your pix in my Cybernet thread - I think it's still on the first page.



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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Perfect example of how the religious freak zealots attempt to beat people over the head with their fucking "god".

            Suck a cock Jesus.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • CaptainHowdy
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              • Dec 2004
              • 94744

              #7
              The kid doesn't even know why he is an atheist LOL (happen to most of atheists) ...

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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                The kid doesn't even know why he is an atheist LOL (happen to most of atheists) ...
                Sure he does. He said so right in the video. He doesn't believe in god.
                SIG TOO BIG

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                • D Ghost
                  null
                  • May 2006
                  • 9820

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                  Good seeing you last weekend - I have one of your pix in my Cybernet thread - I think it's still on the first page.



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                  Great seeing you too, will have to get together again sometime

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                  • CaptainHowdy
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94744

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                    He doesn't believe in god.
                    Forgot how much americans love analytic philosophy... it's all right there in that sentence !

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                    • paperboy
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 359

                      #11
                      Thannk God I am an Atheist!!!

                      Oh God please save me from your followers!!!
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                      • Arnox
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                        • Sep 2009
                        • 2169

                        #12
                        You crazy Atheists, why do you feel the need to go against the word of the good book?

                        See you in hell, 'cept I won't be going to hell, because I'm not a sinner.
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                        • D Ghost
                          null
                          • May 2006
                          • 9820

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Arnox
                          You crazy Atheists, why do you feel the need to go against the word of the good book?

                          See you in hell, 'cept I won't be going to hell, because I'm not a sinner.

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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 47882

                            #14
                            yea went little overboard
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                            • Amputate Your Head
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                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Arnox
                              You crazy Atheists, why do you feel the need to go against the word of the good book?

                              See you in hell, 'cept I won't be going to hell, because I'm not a sinner.
                              I never understood why they call it "the good book". From what I understand, there's a lot of death and famine and pestilence and suffering and damnation and general tom-foolery in it. Seems more like a not-so-good book.
                              SIG TOO BIG

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                              • paperboy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 359

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Arnox
                                You crazy Atheists, why do you feel the need to go against the word of the good book?

                                See you in hell, 'cept I won't be going to hell, because I'm not a sinner.
                                ROLF! That's a good one
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                                • TheDoc
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 13827

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  Forgot how much americans love analytic philosophy... it's all right there in that sentence !
                                  He doesn't believe in God.... he doesn't believe in the stories told him, very understandable really, thus he doesn't think we have a god and is an atheist because of that.

                                  Personally I don't believe in the tooth fairy, Santa, the bunny rabbit, ghosts, spirits, angels, goblins and so on.. It's all fake, he has no reason to think anything told him is real or factual.

                                  For me to believe in God, I have to create a reason for him to exist.. so I do.

                                  But that doesn't mean he does exist or ever did. All we have is stories that aren't actually very old, no different than Santa stories. Just fairy tales really. The question is do you believe them or not, if so... you're not an atheist.
                                  Last edited by TheDoc; 07-16-2010, 12:36 PM.
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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    To be clear here, an athiest is someone that believes there is no god.
                                    An agnostic is someone that isn't sure what to believe. Kind of like a metro-sexual.
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • D Ghost
                                      null
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 9820

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      An agnostic is someone that isn't sure what to believe. Kind of like a metro-sexual.


                                      LOL IRL

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                                      • OTerror
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                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 2527

                                        #20
                                        funny shit.
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                                        • Jon Oso
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 2241

                                          #21
                                          I'm not religious at all, but I REALLY enjoy christmas music for some reason.
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                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                            I'm not religious at all, but I REALLY enjoy christmas music for some reason.
                                            Me too, but only "punk" / "alternative" christmas music....
                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                            • D Ghost
                                              null
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 9820

                                              #23
                                              Yeah i like "A Slayer Christmas" album the best

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