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  • RevSand
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 8151

    #1

    You know your stoned when....

    you go to 7-11 and they need to find the big brown grocery bags for all the munchies and goodies you buy.... The ones they hide under the back of the counter and never use.



    Discuss.......


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  • themachinelavene
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    • Mar 2006
    • 415

    #2
    you know your stoned when...

    you write a post like this
    ,|,,(-_-),,|,

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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291

      #3
      you know you are stoned

      when you can't remember if you just took a hit or not...
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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      • JamesK2
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 6589

        #4
        When you rolling your third pure joint saying it's your first.

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        • BusterBunny
          perverted justice decoy
          • Aug 2005
          • 19291

          #5
          when you look for you lighter for 10 minutes and find it on your lap ;)
          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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          • ServerGenius
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            • Feb 2002
            • 9377

            #6
            when you pull yourself off the couch, walk into the kitchen pull open the fridge
            and wonder why the hell you got off the couch and what you're doing in front
            of the opened fridge.
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            • CyberHustler
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              • Feb 2006
              • 28791

              #7
              when you're amazed at the colors when you scroll this thread up and down at various speeds
              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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              • ServerGenius
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                • Feb 2002
                • 9377

                #8
                when you do puff-puff pass with nobody but yourself
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                • BusterBunny
                  perverted justice decoy
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 19291

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
                  when you're amazed at the colors when you scroll this thread up and down at various speeds
                  when all the white letters look pink without scrolling
                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                  • ServerGenius
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 9377

                    #10
                    when you drive your car at 10 Mph and think you're going really fast
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                    • RevSand
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 8151

                      #11
                      When you come back and start laughing you ass off at all the funny ass replies to your own dumb thread...


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                      • CyberHustler
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                        • Feb 2006
                        • 28791

                        #12
                        when you try to think of more things to add in this thread but your brain isn't cooperating...
                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                        • ServerGenius
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 9377

                          #13
                          When you come home late at night to walk your wife then fuck your dog
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                          • ServerGenius
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 9377

                            #14
                            when you're going......shit forgot what I wanted to say
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                            • k0nr4d
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                              • Aug 2006
                              • 9231

                              #15
                              You goto 7-11 for something to drink, You come back with 3lbs of sour candies, a sandwich, and a pack of skittles but no drink.
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                              • ServerGenius
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 9377

                                #16
                                when you inmediately start playing your Bob Marley Collection
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                                • GT-Omar
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                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 2968

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by themachinelavene
                                  you know your stoned when...

                                  you write a post like this


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                                  • tgpmakers
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                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 575

                                    #18
                                    When you can't remember what your laffing at so you laff some more!!!
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                                    • cranki
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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 5162

                                      #19

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                                      • Axzar
                                        Random Jackass
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 1837

                                        #20
                                        When you are the guy getting busted on COPS, insisting to the officers you never smoke weed, and all the while, you have a joint tucked in your ear!

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                                        • ServerGenius
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 9377

                                          #21
                                          when you think Amazing Discoveries is an awesome T.V. show and then watch it for hours
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                                          • CyberHustler
                                            Masterbaiter
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 28791

                                            #22
                                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                            • ServerGenius
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 9377

                                              #23
                                              if you watch 2 episoded of Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures without flipping channels once.......even while you hate fishing yourself when you're not stoned
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                                              • ServerGenius
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                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 9377

                                                #24
                                                when you replied to this thread more than 5 times
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                                                • CyberHustler
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                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 28791

                                                  #25
                                                  When you stop everything you're doing just to refresh this thread to see what others have posted...
                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                  • gtp
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                                                    • Feb 2007
                                                    • 152

                                                    #26

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                                                    • Amadora
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                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 513

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JamesK
                                                      When you rolling your third pure joint saying it's your first.
                                                      When you smoked 5 minutes ago and going to smoke another one and keep doing it third time already . That's true.
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                                                      • markz08
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                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 735

                                                        #28
                                                        when you get drunk and then sleep on the road...
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                                                        • smutx
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 1190

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                          when you look for you lighter for 10 minutes and find it on your lap ;)
                                                          almost as bad as having it in your hand with your cellphone and looking around the room for it

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                                                          • LiveDose
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 25792

                                                            #30
                                                            When you use incorrect spelling/grammar.

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                                                            • DonkeyPunchProductions
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                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 188

                                                              #31
                                                              when you start talking out of your ass and kill the thread...

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                                                              • Angelo22
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                                                                • Feb 2007
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 31587

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by themachinelavene
                                                                  you know your stoned when...

                                                                  you write a post like this



                                                                  What is there to discuss? You're stoned.
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                                                                  • J. Falcon
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                                                                    • May 2006
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    When you go through a pack of rollies a week.
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                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 43073

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                      when you look for you lighter for 10 minutes and find it on your lap ;)
                                                                      That's my best trick.

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                                                                      • RuthB
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                                                                        • May 2005
                                                                        • 7248

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                        when you look for you lighter for 10 minutes and find it on your lap ;)
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                                                                        • stickyfingerz
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                                                                          • Oct 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          when you make a thread like this and make your ass stay in it every time you get stoned lol.

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                                                                          • J. Falcon
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                                                                            • May 2006
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                                              • May 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              When things have to be reapeted to you more than 3 times.
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                                                                              • DonkeyPunchProductions
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                                                                                • Dec 2005
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                when it takes you two hours to drive 15 minutes in your home town, or so I have heard…

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                                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                  • 31587

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  When you've done only 15 minutes of work and already feel its time for a snack break.
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                                                                                  • DonkeyPunchProductions
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                                                                                    • Dec 2005
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    you bump a "you know your stoned when" thread.

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                                                                                    • shekinah
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                                                                                      • May 2006
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You're stoned when you never react at all the dumbest thing you saw

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