Lindsay Lohan is off to JAIL!!

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  • merchantanalyst
    Registered User
    • May 2010
    • 18

    #51
    be able to bond her out

    Good Afternoon,



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    • Nysus
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 7817

      #52
      Leaked prison sex video?
      What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

      Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

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      • DateDoc
        Outside looking in.
        • Feb 2005
        • 14243

        #53
        25% of 90 days = 23 days.

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        • Jman
          Already an AI veteran
          • Sep 2003
          • 22832

          #54
          Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay
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          • Supz
            Arthur Flegenheimer
            • Jul 2006
            • 11057

            #55
            Originally posted by Jean-Francois
            Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay
            Except Lil Wayne made 42 Million last year. Lindsay didn't. Wayne also has the 2 hottest artists on the charts right now under his label making huge money while he sits in Jail. Lindsay will be broke doing porn soon.

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            • opflix
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 1428

              #56
              bump for a bitch on probation
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              • fatfoo
                ICQ:649699063
                • Mar 2003
                • 27763

                #57
                I'm guessing that Lindsay Lohan will be going to an all-female jail. This topic interests me. Do you think the other female inmates will treat her nicely because she is a beautiful celebrity? She could make some friends. Seeing a celebrity in person is even better than watching a movie of the celebrity. She could reduce boredom in the jail. Could there be possibility of lesbian sex? There is probably a library in the jail so that she can read books. Someone has to document her jail time.
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                • Bird
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 4365

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Axeman
                  It's to bad 90 days doesn't mean 90 days served in jail. At least she also got 90 day in patient rehab.

                  90 day automatically results in 60 days, you get 1/3 off for good time right off the start to prevent over populating the jail. So basically it's 60 days, and if things are going well and there is no issues it could possibly even be 45 days.

                  Of course she will throw a tantrum and end up in the infirmary for meds, but im sure she gonna be in there for at least a month...

                  If she fucks up that 90 day rehab when she gets out, I'm sure she will go back in for the full 90 days with no special treatment and they ain't gonna play games after that.
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                  • Bird
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4365

                    #59
                    Originally posted by merchantanalyst
                    Good Afternoon,



                    I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.



                    Thank You,

                    Cash Viedt

                    merchant analyst
                    fax#866-539-4924
                    Good move douche bag......
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                    • NaughtyRob
                      Two fresh affiliate progs
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 29602

                      #60


                      Originally posted by TeenCat
                      never heard about that pornstar
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                      • DateDoc
                        Outside looking in.
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 14243

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Bird
                        90 day automatically results in 60 days, you get 1/3 off for good time right off the start to prevent over populating the jail. So basically it's 60 days, and if things are going well and there is no issues it could possibly even be 45 days.
                        The LA County Sheriff was on TV and said because of overcrowding none violent female inmates are currently serving about 25% of the time they are given.

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                        • spacedog
                          Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 14149

                          #62
                          I want to fuck her

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                          • LickMyBalls
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 756

                            #63
                            Originally posted by merchantanalyst
                            Good Afternoon,



                            I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.



                            Thank You,

                            Cash Viedt

                            merchant analyst
                            Please fuck off. Thx.
                            Last edited by LickMyBalls; 07-06-2010, 09:08 PM.

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                            • Chosen
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 63151

                              #64
                              merchantanalyst, GFY

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                              • DateDoc
                                Outside looking in.
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 14243

                                #65
                                Lets hope there is a sex tape someday. Just registered LiLoSexTape.com

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                                • Monique Niccole
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 5653

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                  Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay
                                  Lil' Wayne made about 10 music videos before he went to jail...I think the least Lindsay could do is give us 1 sex tape.

                                  We need something to remember her by.

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                                  • ottopottomouse
                                    She is ugly, bad luck.
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 13177

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by merchantanalyst
                                    Good Afternoon
                                    Good Morning.

                                    Now fuck off, twat.
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                                    • EliteWebmaster
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 3994

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                      The female bailiff keeps inching closer to her. I think she's gonna spend a few hours in jail for sure.
                                      The female bailiff is one scary guy...oh wait it's a girl. I feel sorry for Lindsay now

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                                      • Nikki_Licks
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 6323

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by merchantanalyst
                                        Good Afternoon,



                                        I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.



                                        Thank You,

                                        Cash Viedt

                                        merchant analyst
                                        fax#866-539-4924
                                        Good morning, now fuck off
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                                        • ShellyCrash
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 6708

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by merchantanalyst
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                                          • cwd
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 1955

                                            #71
                                            think the judge will be happy when she sees lindsy had this on her middle finger....



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