I will walk up to the 6 fingered man and say:

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  • Inigo Montoya
    I scan my content from Penthouse
    • Mar 2007
    • 34

    #1

    I will walk up to the 6 fingered man and say:

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #2
    Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
    Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
    Count Rugen: No!
    Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
    Count Rugen: Yes!
    Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that!
    Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.
    Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
    Count Rugen: Anything you want.
    Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
    Abra-cadabra!

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    • Inigo Montoya
      I scan my content from Penthouse
      • Mar 2007
      • 34

      #3
      (edited)

      Steve beat me to it....
      Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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      • Inigo Montoya
        I scan my content from Penthouse
        • Mar 2007
        • 34

        #4
        Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?

        Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

        Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
        Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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        • Inigo Montoya
          I scan my content from Penthouse
          • Mar 2007
          • 34

          #5
          You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
          Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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          • Inigo Montoya
            I scan my content from Penthouse
            • Mar 2007
            • 34

            #6
            I admit it, you are better than I am.
            Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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            • Inigo Montoya
              I scan my content from Penthouse
              • Mar 2007
              • 34

              #7
              Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
              Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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              • Screaming
                I can change this!!!!!
                • Feb 2004
                • 18972

                #8
                Originally posted by Inigo Montoya
                You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
                You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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                • Inigo Montoya
                  I scan my content from Penthouse
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Screaming
                  You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.
                  I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
                  Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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                  • Screaming
                    I can change this!!!!!
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18972

                    #10
                    You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday

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                    • J. Falcon
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                      • May 2006
                      • 31587

                      #11
                      cool movie
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                      • Inigo Montoya
                        I scan my content from Penthouse
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 34

                        #12
                        But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
                        Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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                        • Snake Doctor
                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 13449

                          #13
                          I would hold up my hand and say "yo, give me six"
                          sig too big

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                          • Screaming
                            I can change this!!!!!
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 18972

                            #14
                            You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

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                            • the alchemist
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 3271

                              #15
                              As you wish...
                              264 349 400

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                              • Screaming
                                I can change this!!!!!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 18972

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lenny2
                                I would hold up my hand and say "yo, give me six"
                                *hand + finger off other hand

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                                • Boobzooka
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 626

                                  #17
                                  So, your real name is Mandy?


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                                  • Inigo Montoya
                                    I scan my content from Penthouse
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 34

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DareRing
                                    So, your real name is Mandy?
                                    My first name is Inigo. My last name is Montoya.
                                    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Inigo Montoya
                                      Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.
                                      I do not think it means what you think it means.

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                                      • WarChild
                                        Let slip the dogs of war.
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 17263

                                        #20
                                        Evil will always triumph over good because good is stupid.
                                        .

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                                        • Screaming
                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 18972

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          I do not think it means what you think it means.
                                          I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

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                                          • KrisKross
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2006
                                            • 5025

                                            #22
                                            What the fuck is this all about? What movie?

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                                            • KrisKross
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 5025

                                              #23
                                              Hmm... Princess Bride. Never saw it.

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by KrisKross
                                                Hmm... Princess Bride. Never saw it.
                                                surprisingly entertaining

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                                                • LBBV
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 936

                                                  #25
                                                  Have fun storming the castle!

                                                  What a great flick!
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                                                  • Nodtveidt
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                    • 573

                                                    #26
                                                    Max: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
                                                    Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
                                                    Max: You ARE the brute squad!

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                                                    • hershie
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 4642

                                                      #27
                                                      Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe

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                                                      • hershie
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 4642

                                                        #28
                                                        Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
                                                        Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
                                                        Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

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                                                        • LBBV
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 936

                                                          #29
                                                          Westley: Give us the gate key.
                                                          Yellin: I have no gate key.
                                                          Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
                                                          Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.
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                                                          • hershie
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 4642

                                                            #30
                                                            Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              The one thing I never understood is why Wesley did not call Buttercup out for being the shallow bitch she obviously was.

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                                                              • fuzebox
                                                                making it rain
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 22363

                                                                #32
                                                                I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.

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