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  • RudeBoy
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    • Mar 2007
    • 290
    #1

    How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - worked for me ! guarnteed will work for you !

    welcome friends and enemies to another edition of rudeboy


    " How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "



    1. call the prostitute " hello my name is rudeboy and i want u to come over "

    2. have sex with her like cheese on a hamburger

    3. IMPORTANT : while having sex with her stop moving pretend ur heart just stopped. you got a heart attack


    Now, here the prostitute will either

    a) run away - > 100% discount

    or

    b) keep hitting u till u awake. if she's hurting u just awake and don't take the punishment and tell her " oh, my heart feels weird "


    4. she will feel sorry for you

    5. tell her your going to see a doctor and tell her u will call her back


    this will work i already have done this 3 times
    " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."
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    • TampaToker
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      • May 2006
      • 5828
      #2
      anal hobit is that you?
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        • JamesK2
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          • Aug 2004
          • 6589
          #3
          That's the worst advice ever.

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            • Antonio
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2001
              • 14136
              #4
              ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run

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                • JayDeeZee
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                  • Aug 2006
                  • 3595
                  #5
                  Good advice.....

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                    • Sexsitesurfer
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                      • Aug 2005
                      • 3157
                      #6
                      Originally posted by TampaToker
                      anal hobit is that you?
                      NO!


                      Anal's advice was better!
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                        • Onixia
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 513
                          #7
                          haha - she will run away with ur all ur money

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                            • Cman
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 697
                              #8
                              this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. everyone knows you have to pay FIRST (in order to avoid non-payment)
                              I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                                • gangbangjoe
                                  Ronin
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 17693
                                  #9
                                  bad anal hobbit clone

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                                    • Farang
                                      one sick puppy
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 11711
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TampaToker
                                      anal hobit is that you?
                                      fbm

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                                        • shekinah
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 8452
                                          #11
                                          Ladies now will know your strat...

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                                            • he-fox
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                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 2884
                                              #12
                                              you're pathetic

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                                                • Mediachick
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 897
                                                  #13
                                                  How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

                                                  1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

                                                  2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

                                                  Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

                                                  After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

                                                  I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

                                                  To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.
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                                                    • Cman
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                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 697
                                                      #14
                                                      Mediachick is correct, however, guys dont mind as long as we get to have sex LOL
                                                      I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                                                        • Miguel T
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                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 12470
                                                          #15
                                                          Hahha, nice way!

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                                                            • Pimpin_J
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                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 3637
                                                              #16
                                                              God damn not even enough money to fuck a hooker?

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                                                                • Grand Master T
                                                                  I have traffic for sale!
                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 130
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i will agree, worst advise...and thankfuly, dont need a prostitute EVER to get my rocks off!

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                                                                    • D
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                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                      • 7412
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by RudeBoy


                                                                      " How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "
                                                                      Not that I'd try this, but I'm curious as to what the terms of your "guaratee" are.

                                                                      If it fails to work, do you step up, and offer to provide the services that the prostitute didn't?

                                                                      -D.
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                                                                        • Simon IA Cash
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                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                          • 126
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                          ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run
                                                                          And then her pimp will come in and kick your nuts again.

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                                                                            • TurboAngel
                                                                              H.B.I.C.
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 30122
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Sexsitesurfer
                                                                              NO!


                                                                              Anal's advice was better!
                                                                              LMFAO!


                                                                              Originally posted by Mediachick
                                                                              How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

                                                                              1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

                                                                              2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

                                                                              Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

                                                                              After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

                                                                              I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

                                                                              To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

                                                                              So true hun!


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                                                                                • WiredGuy
                                                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by RudeBoy
                                                                                  a) run away - > 100% discount
                                                                                  Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
                                                                                  WG
                                                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                                                    • _Rush_
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 742
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Make sure you chain the TV to the wall first. :P
                                                                                      No sig.

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                                                                                        • tradermcduck
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 2362
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                          Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
                                                                                          WG


                                                                                          good point :-)
                                                                                          MarkB

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                                                                                            • Screaming
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                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 18972
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              wow fake a heart attack to rob pros lool

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                                                                                                • starpimps
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                                  • 6954
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TampaToker
                                                                                                  anal hobit is that you?
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                                                                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                                      A freakin' legend!
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 18975
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Prostitutes --I have no interest.
                                                                                                      Boner Money

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                                                                                                        • Klen
                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                          • 32234
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          That is risky beacuse they could kill you then

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                                                                                                            • Mr. Manson
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                              • 890
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Thanks for the advise dude

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                                                                                                                • sicone
                                                                                                                  Retired
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                  • 18453
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                                  Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
                                                                                                                  WG

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                                                                                                                    • germ
                                                                                                                      ( o Y o )
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 3108
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      what if they started cutting out your kidneys for sale on the black market after you faked the heart attack?


                                                                                                                      awful advice.

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                                                                                                                        • Phil LoadedCash
                                                                                                                          LoadedCash AM
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                          • 462
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by D
                                                                                                                          Not that I'd try this, but I'm curious as to what the terms of your "guaratee" are.

                                                                                                                          If it fails to work, do you step up, and offer to provide the services that the prostitute didn't?

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                                                                                                                            • BlackCrayon
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                              • 19634
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mediachick
                                                                                                                              How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

                                                                                                                              1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

                                                                                                                              2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

                                                                                                                              Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

                                                                                                                              After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

                                                                                                                              I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

                                                                                                                              To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.
                                                                                                                              lol good post but this is why the double standard of slut/stud happens. getting laid for women is as easy as hailing a taxi.
                                                                                                                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                                                                                • Metalsound
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 880
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  God damn !!! Hilarious
                                                                                                                                  There are more important things than money . . .

                                                                                                                                  BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH

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                                                                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 6589
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Cman
                                                                                                                                      this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. everyone knows you have to pay FIRST (in order to avoid non-payment)
                                                                                                                                      Not everywhere

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                                                                                                                                        • TheLegacy
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 18171
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          well any prostitute is going to ask for money up first, and if you pretend to be dead, guaranteed she will go through your wallet or steal something from your home to make up the difference.

                                                                                                                                          dude, you really need to get a girlfriend
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                                                                                                                                            • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                              • 290
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by TampaToker
                                                                                                                                              anal hobit is that you?
                                                                                                                                              not it is not
                                                                                                                                              " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                  • 290
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by JamesK
                                                                                                                                                  That's the worst advice ever.
                                                                                                                                                  have u tried it i thought so ?
                                                                                                                                                  " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                    • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 290
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                                                                                      ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run
                                                                                                                                                      well i am 3 out of 3 the my winning solution
                                                                                                                                                      " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                        • Marshal
                                                                                                                                                          Biz Dev and SEO
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 15225
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          awesome advice! lol!
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                                                                                                                                                            • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 290
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mediachick

                                                                                                                                                              Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

                                                                                                                                                              I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.
                                                                                                                                                              only on losers

                                                                                                                                                              u haven't met a jew i guess ! we will sell ur house while ur sleeping take ur thinking elsewhere

                                                                                                                                                              U FEMINIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                              " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                  • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  ROFL thats pretty funny
                                                                                                                                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 290
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Cman
                                                                                                                                                                      Mediachick is correct, however, guys dont mind as long as we get to have sex LOL
                                                                                                                                                                      u rusty tool
                                                                                                                                                                      " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                        • ContentSHOOTER
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3770
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                                                                                                          ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run
                                                                                                                                                                          Oh hell yeah
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Mediachick
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                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 897
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RudeBoy
                                                                                                                                                                              only on losers

                                                                                                                                                                              u haven't met a jew i guess ! we will sell ur house while ur sleeping take ur thinking elsewhere

                                                                                                                                                                              U FEMINIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                              I have been with a Jewish guy for 3 years and I have just sold my house and made a pretty good profit out of it. In fact, its now my ex-jew boyfriend that's broke. Broke like someone who has to fake a heart attack in order to fuck a hooker for free
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Shok
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5611
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  there is a better and much more fun way not to pay






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                                                                                                                                                                                    • KingRedOnion
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 189
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      i tried this, didnt work, felt guilty. offered him a blowjob as compensation... ;)
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Until her pimp comes and rips off all your shit

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • The Ghost
                                                                                                                                                                                              IslandDollars.com
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 12188
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mediachick
                                                                                                                                                                                              How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

                                                                                                                                                                                              2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

                                                                                                                                                                                              Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

                                                                                                                                                                                              After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

                                                                                                                                                                                              I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

                                                                                                                                                                                              To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.

                                                                                                                                                                                              ** this advice applicable in the U.S. No thanks
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Adultnet
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 8713
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mediachick
                                                                                                                                                                                                  How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

                                                                                                                                                                                                  2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  yeah easy and simple..


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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • gandalfuy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 4686
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      omg!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                      7
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm not back.

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