Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Happy Birthday to the greatest nation on earth!

We're a place so great that millions of people break in every year, a place that inspires the whole world, a place where dreams can come true with hard work.

Americans are the most generous people anywhere. We constantly help the less fortunate.

We defeated Hitler and Tojo, we didn't ask for reparations, instead we rebuilt our enemies.

Those are just a few highlights.