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Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy
Who the fuck cares?
The economy's sinking like a stone, the gulf of mexico is being transformed into a dead zone, tube sites are destroying our industry and you folks are getting all worked up over nonsense like this.
Worry about your own waistlines and don't lose any sleep worrying about other people's potbellies 
Besides, it's only a matter of time before one of the pharmaceutical companies comes up with a pill that'll (more of less) safely speed up peoples metabolisms. |
Pills that assist your Thyroid (to speed up your metabolism) already exist.. most people just dont know about it.. and they shouldnt, or half the people in the southern states of the US would be taking them..
As has already been mentioned in this thread, if you're lazy, you're lazy. There isn't much that can be done about that.. *I* am lazier than I should be, but (as DXPhil pointed out) I'm still capable of using a George Foreman grill (and a stove too)..
Stop watching TV all day.. and actually DO something.. thats all it takes..