Originally Posted by czarina

Michael Jackson, George Bush, a priest, and 20 little boys board a plane. After 2 hours of flight, the plane starts having engine trouble, so the pilot announces that they have to parachute off the plane, but there's only 3 chutes for the passengers.

George Bush: "Let's put on the parachutes and jump".
Michael Jackson: "What about the children?"
George Bush: "Fuck the children!"
The Priest: "Do we have time?"


(yes, the other joke from this morning reminded me of this one)