When are you going to die???

**Theo** · 04-21-2002, 04:01 AM

when visa bans porn

**Theo** · 04-21-2002, 04:05 AM

i was wrong, at the age of 59

another test had a result 79 y.old

if 9 is my destiny i hope it's 99

**Trax** · 04-21-2002, 04:07 AM

lol
thats why i hate those kind of test

**Muff** · 04-21-2002, 04:16 AM

It says I died yesterday

**Trax** · 04-21-2002, 04:27 AM

lol

**boldy** · 04-21-2002, 04:30 AM

2045 at the age of 69

I hope the position 69 as well

**^R3K^** · 04-21-2002, 04:45 AM

July 11, 2027 at the age of 48 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Suicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Bastards

**LoveAsianChicks** · 04-21-2002, 04:57 AM

Said I will die at age 58

**Jakke PNG** · 04-21-2002, 05:03 AM

January 2, 2051
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)

I outlive you all. Must be my healthy diet

**amadman** · 04-21-2002, 05:15 AM

December 1, 2033
at the age of 65 years old.

**BabeHunter** · 04-21-2002, 05:33 AM

September 25, 2060
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die Wrom:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Loneliness (6%)

77 isn't that bad...considering the fact that I live in Israel ;)

**ldinternet** · 04-21-2002, 05:48 AM

85 years old.

Most likely from...

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

i don't like the sound of that.

**Amputate Your Head** · 04-21-2002, 07:18 AM

2039 @ the age of 71

**kenny** · 04-21-2002, 08:31 AM

2040 at 59

**Lev** · 04-21-2002, 08:44 AM

thats just bogus

**zip** · 04-21-2002, 12:21 PM

I have 11 more days

**XXXManager** · 04-21-2002, 03:10 PM

It said I should have died in the 9/11 but missed my calling.
Damn - maybe I'll start touring jerusalem - dont want to be too late for the Heaven-parties.

**Direktor** · 04-21-2002, 06:27 PM

November 18, 2042
at the age of 64 years old.

**Jayson** · 04-21-2002, 06:34 PM

September 18, 2045
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (27%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

And the scary thing is I dont drink Alcohol and still have a 6% chance of dying from it.

Jayson

**bunky** · 04-21-2002, 07:16 PM

February 19, 2039
at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (6%)

Cancer is very common in my family so its possible

bunky

**Smegma** · 04-21-2002, 08:53 PM

According to this... I died 2 weeks ago..

explains so much

**tekart** · 04-21-2002, 09:17 PM

Wow!

December 18, 2048 at the age of 79 years old.

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

**hyper** · 04-21-2002, 10:02 PM

April 8, 2041
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

**Zebra** · 04-21-2002, 10:27 PM

Some causes of death I would hate to see listed:

*Lose balance during earthquake and fall onto plunger handle and die 6 weeks later from infected stomach wound.
*Walk thru field and step on 50+ year old bomb carried from Japan by giant weather balloon during final stages of WWII.
*Trying to imitate Ron Jeremy and crack your neck and suffocate while trying to suck your own cock.
*Choke on an ice cube.
*Rear-end Mike Tyson's car and then call him Sambo when he threatens you.
*Get drunk in Haiti one night and fuck 20 cheap hookers with needle marks in their arms and do it WITHOUT a condom.
*Walk into a propeller of a vintage plane while at an airshow (ala the big bald Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark).
*Gored in the groin while being chased by bull down a Spanish street.
*Try lighting a really gaseous fart and having your bowels ruptured.
*Eating 14 month old mystery meat in the back of the fridge.
*Fall asleep and slump over while doing taxes and pencil pokes thru your eyeball and into your brain.

Luckily I will only die of cancer or heart failure June 2, 2039 at the young age of 68.

When are you going to die???

When are you going to die???

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