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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #1

    Night At The Movies.

    just got back from seeing the Scorpion King.

    Saw it earlier tonight.

    IT was better thatn i thought.
    I had low expectations so i was entertained.
    Those mummy movies give me a fucking headache and i hated every minute of em so I was dreading seeing this movie to say the least. I made the best of it, and kept myself busy.

    The popcorn Bucket helped.
    I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only.

    Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie.

    I shot two loads during the movie.

    Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot.

    I hadnt jerked of for days, so the first load I shot the wad shot over my shoulder and onto the gal sitting behind me.

    Nothing like jerking off during a sorry movie.
    It really gives ya that bang for your buck.
    Last edited by boneprone; 04-20-2002, 12:46 AM.

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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #2
    plus the chicks like it.

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    • chodadog
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 9736

      #3
      LMFAO!
      26 + 6 = 1

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      • Squishy
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 1809

        #4
        You ain't right, boy.

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        • MetaformX
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 6704

          #5
          im glad you enjoyed yourself boney!
          i have been at the recieving end of one such incident in a theather and let me tell you, it is not pleasent. just think about how that poor girl must have felt! please excercise more caution next time you jerk it in the theathers.....youll never know who will be at the recieving end! it could be me, my brother, or my entire family. who knows.

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          • drunkmonkey
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 799

            #6
            but was the movie any good? "Entertaining" is too vauge.

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            • boneprone
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jan 2001
              • 34415

              #7
              Ill never forget her voice.

              I shoot my load back there, and I here this "uhhh, what the fuck"
              "what the fuck is this"
              "Shit"
              "What the fuck is this"

              "what is this"
              "holy shit, what is this"


              Classic.

              Ill never forget it! I wonder where it got her?

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              • MetaformX
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 6704

                #8
                yes bone, was the movie good?
                how many sperm would you give it? LoL

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                • boneprone
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 34415

                  #9
                  I give it two and a half squirts.

                  Literally.

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                  • drunkmonkey
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 799

                    #10
                    Originally posted by boneprone
                    I give it two and a half squirts.

                    Literally.
                    out of three? is that equal to a facial?

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                    • Trax
                      [----------------------]
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 14486

                      #11
                      good question

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                      • boneprone
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 34415

                        #12
                        out of four.
                        And its not a faicial unless its on your face

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                        • FlyingIguana
                          aspiring banker
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10870

                          #13
                          lol

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                          • LoveAsianChicks
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1464

                            #14
                            Originally posted by boneprone
                            just got back from seeing the Scorpion King.

                            I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only.

                            Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie.

                            I shot two loads during the movie.

                            Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot.
                            Scared for a sec, I thought you were jerking off to the Rock.
                            Is this the babe in the film:
                            http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id...253549&intl=us
                            I want to see the movie also.

                            Was the movie better then Mummy I, II?

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                            • boneprone
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 34415

                              #15
                              yeah thats her.
                              I feel as if i fucked her.

                              I squeezed two off while watching her.
                              I abused her.

                              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                              Learn about it kids.

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                              • boneprone
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 34415

                                #16
                                good movie.

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                                • kmanrox
                                  aka K-Man
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 29295

                                  #17
                                  did you partake in some almond rocca with the chicks you picked up, afterwards?
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                                  • boneprone
                                    Hall Of Fame
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 34415

                                    #18
                                    almond rocca only goes out to the people on my shit list.

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                                    • SykkBoy2
                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 19969

                                      #19
                                      I also saw it and enjoyed it...I rate it a bukakke.....
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                                      • FierceHost
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                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 424

                                        #20
                                        no one noticed anything?
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                                        • boneprone
                                          Hall Of Fame
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 34415

                                          #21
                                          noticed anything??

                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
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                                          • tara
                                            Registered User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 489

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by chodadog
                                            LMFAO!
                                            me too!

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                                            • Martin
                                              "Assassins"
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 17274

                                              #23
                                              Hey Bone that was funny...hahaha..

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                                              • tejano B
                                                Registered User
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 49

                                                #24
                                                So Boneprone do you play the skin flute all the ballgame too?

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                                                • DarkJedi
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 28301

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                                  yeah thats her.
                                                  I feel as if i fucked her.

                                                  I squeezed two off while watching her.
                                                  I abused her.
                                                  so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?
                                                  Last edited by DarkJedi; 04-22-2002, 08:00 AM.

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                                                  • Sly_RJ
                                                    Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 17042

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                    so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?
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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46917

                                                      #27
                                                      The funny thing is that a lot of you think Boneprone is joking.

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                                                      • FlyingIguana
                                                        aspiring banker
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 10870

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                        so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?
                                                        looks like the cats out of the bucket

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                                                        • Sly_RJ
                                                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 17042

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by FlyingIguana


                                                          looks like the cats out of the bucket
                                                          And the popcorn.
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