Top Ten He Said, She Said

10) He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put
in it."
She said..."You wear pants, don't you?"

9) She said..."What do you mean by coming home half
drunk?"
He said..."It's not my fault, I ran out of
money."

8) He said..."Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
wanted to make love to
you really badly."
She said..."Well, you succeeded."

7) He said..."Two inches more, and I would be king."
She said..."Two inches less, and you'd be queen."

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me
everywhere.."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by
the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest..."I don't think you will ever find another
man like your late
husband."
She said..."Who's gonna look?"

3) He said..."What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave
you?"
She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror
you fat bastard."

2) He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I
do, leave the hall
light on."

And the Number one he said she said:

1) He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an
orgasm?"
She said..."I would, but you're never there."