Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

You're actually weeping tears of sticky, toxic paint? With the fumes and all? Get the camera out man! This shit will be worth a fortune! We could get you signed on with one of the traveling freak shows... I'll be your agent... think you can do it on command? Never mind, not important.... we'll get you fitted for a cool SprayPaint Tear Man costume, loosely based on an Elvis jumpsuit... maybe a mask.... hmmm.... no, fuck the mask, we don't want to block any of the paint tears spectacle. Maybe we can get you set up next to the Yak Woman... she'd be a great biz booster..... we can offer to split the cost of new signage with her.... does it look kind of like oil? We could clean up right now doing side gigs if it looks like oil. Does it look like it could be oil? Answer me! You're gonna have to be a little more forthcoming with the answers if I'm going to be your agent any longer.