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  • RedShoe
    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
    • Feb 2001
    • 14831
    #1

    We're in the wrong business bros.

    Mattresses. Mattresses is where the real money is.

    It seems like this dude in Socal is opening mattress superstores all over the southland at a rate of like 1 every 2 - 3 months.

    Are people really buying that many fucking mattresses?

    His commercials suck ass, but he's got his branding down like no other. I hear his stupid voice and see his fat fucking face every time I turn on the telly.

    "I'll beat anyone's advertised price, or your mattress is Fuse.FFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

    What's worse is the ius ouy is completely unchallenged. There is one other guy. "Neil with the deal" (not so good at branding) he runs "LEEDS" mattress stores, he's a lot smaller but his shit is everywhere too. He's got 3 little stores within a few miles of my house.

    So who's with me? We can call the store "RedShoe's Mattress Store"

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460
      #2
      You're just cluing into this now??

      My outlet is called "Pumpy's mattress shack"

      I have branding down to a science. :D
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        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28785
          #3
          I have 2 refurbished mattress shops and a laundromat...
          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557
              #4
              Ever hear of Mattress Mac?

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                • GITZINGER
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 929
                  #5
                  I'm gonna open a store that sells those new $50,000 mattresses!! Anyone dumb enough to spend that kinda money on a mattress deserves to be robbed!!
                  Your momma was a ho!!!

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                    • sickbeatz
                      The Hustler
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4993
                      #6
                      what about coffins? i heard those things are expensive and everyday lots of people die

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                        • Beejeebers
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 290
                          #7
                          I heard grocery stores and gas stations made good money too...

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                            • Horny Dude
                              Earn enough to buy coffee
                              • May 2002
                              • 4913
                              #8
                              I'm going to open a laundromat, those things make money!

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                                • ServerGenius
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 9377
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by sickbeatz
                                  what about coffins? i heard those things are expensive and everyday lots of people die
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                                    • jonpotz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 960
                                      #10
                                      I spend 1,000$ each on Tempur-Pedic Space Foam. I bought 2 :P

                                      Well worth it, anyone else own a tempur pedic...?

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                                        • wyldworx
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 5144
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ServerGenius
                                          Bingo this is where the real money is.......there's no dirtier biz than this one.
                                          Hows about you get to the coffins, Server Genius can dig the graves, and I will supply the bodies. Now, all we need are some richer fuckers than all these ghetto gang bangers I have in the attic.

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                                            • Jakke PNG
                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 20306
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pornopete
                                              How often do people change their matresses?
                                              I should change mine. They're 20cm too narrow since I bought a new bed that was too wide by accident, the mattresses are used under my 300lbs body for 7 years and the 20cm gap is filled with foam-plastic, or what the fuck you call it. hah.
                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                • Cman
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 697
                                                  #13
                                                  Another good thing about mattress stores is you would have a lot of places to shoot content. Never run out of bedroom scenes
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                                                    • jakethedog
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 2497
                                                      #14
                                                      i think a biz to somehow clean the fricken 50lbs of dead bed mites and all the shit they dump over the years out of your mattress could be a winner
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                                                        • Mr Bond
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                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 1481
                                                          #15
                                                          Since porn is rarely done on an actual bed... we can not be blamed for his success.
                                                          .

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                                                            • LadyMischief
                                                              Orgasms N Such!
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 18135
                                                              #16
                                                              Mattresses? Lol nice... I have an email to send you shortly good sir, I am out of town though for the moment

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                                                                • Probono
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 2731
                                                                  #17
                                                                  We Need Waterbed porn. Do people still buy waterbeds? I sold thousands of those things years ago.

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                                                                    • BitAudioVideo
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 1246
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Beejeebers
                                                                      I heard grocery stores and gas stations made good money too...

                                                                      knew a guy that had a construction crew come in and add an additional checkout line in his chain grocery store... every sale that went thru it was his profit and items written off to loss.


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                                                                        • Antonio
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 14136
                                                                          #19
                                                                          nah, I'm im the right business

                                                                          he gives away FREE mattresses, I give away FREE porn
                                                                          he opens store after store, I open a site after site

                                                                          well, it looks like the more I work the less I make, but that's not important right now, being in the game is all that matters

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                                                                            • modF
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 1888
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by jonpotz
                                                                              I spend 1,000$ each on Tempur-Pedic Space Foam. I bought 2 :P

                                                                              Well worth it, anyone else own a tempur pedic...?
                                                                              I did, and I sleep like a fucking baby...

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                                                                                • Zorgman
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 6103
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • RedShoe
                                                                                      赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 14831
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by modF
                                                                                      I did, and I sleep like a fucking baby...
                                                                                      So then you wake up every 3 hours screaming your fucking head off until someone brings you a bottle? Must suck to be you.

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                                                                                        • Slocums
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                          • 56
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          gas stations do make great money..just not for the operator.but exxon,sunoco ect clean up big time. my bro owns a station he dont make squat on gas. if it werent for the repairs he would be done

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                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              The Original Mattress Factory is huge here. I don't think you or your yelling dude can compete ;)

                                                                                              I would suspect the last few years of the high amount of mattress purchases go hand in hand with the number of people buying homes. If the housing market goes boom and these folks have to downscale, I'm going to open a used mattress company (ewwwwww........).

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                                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Slocums
                                                                                                  gas stations do make great money..just not for the operator.but exxon,sunoco ect clean up big time. my bro owns a station he dont make squat on gas. if it werent for the repairs he would be done
                                                                                                  I have friends who own a gas station - the make their money off the crap sold inside, especially cigarettes. They buy everything at Costco, triple the prices and people buy and pay extra because of sheer laziness of not wanting to stop elsewhere when they're getting gas

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                                                                                                    • webair
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                      • 8531
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i have something that will sell better (one day)

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                                                                                                      how cool is that


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                                                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                          • 18041
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Let me sleep on it... I'll get back to you.

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                                                                                                            • germ
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 3108
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              i hear counterfeit operations make serious money.

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                                                                                                                • Nookster
                                                                                                                  Confirmed IT Professional
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                  • 3744
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Haha yea. That guy has been peddling his mattresses for years. With such a lame telly campaign he sure is doing pretty damn good. Kudos to his marketing team.
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                                                                                                                    • Cman
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                      • 697
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Gas stations only make good money now because oil is like a million dollars a barrel
                                                                                                                      I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                                                                                                                        • Amadora
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                          • 513
                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • lukeump
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                              • 366
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              On that basis, why don't you set up a matress shop on ebay!! You'll be raking it in.
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                                                                                                                                • RedShoe
                                                                                                                                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 14831
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Are there still legit businesses on ebay?

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