Reminder: Guitarists who dont' play Teles are fags

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Reminder: Guitarists who dont' play Teles are fags

    Tele or anal sex. In YOUR ass.

    Those are your choices.
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    tesla you mean? or what?

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    • webmasterchecks
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      • Oct 2006
      • 1685

      #3
      whats a teles?
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      • DarkJedi
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        • Feb 2001
        • 28301

        #4
        Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER
        whats a teles?
        You are not a musician. Please leave this thread.

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        • webmasterchecks
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          • Oct 2006
          • 1685

          #5
          Originally posted by DarkJedi
          You are not a musician. Please leave this thread.
          i am absolutely a musician and am staying in this thread

          answer the question, did you mispell it?
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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
            • 28301

            #6
            Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER
            i am absolutely a musician
            Listening to rap doesn't qualify you as one.

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            • ungratefulninja
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              • Apr 2006
              • 682

              #7
              Fender Telecaster?

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              • webmasterchecks
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                • Oct 2006
                • 1685

                #8
                you dont know what your talking about, wtf do you think a "teles" is?
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                • porno jew
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                  • Nov 2006
                  • 10166

                  #9


                  would you dare to call kane roberts a fag to his face? no. didn't think so. so shut your fag mouth goy.

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                  • DarkJedi
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 28301

                    #10
                    Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER
                    you dont know what your talking about, wtf do you think a "teles" is?

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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94170

                      #11
                      Not a guitarist but I do prefer when one shows up to a rehearsal with of those !!

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                      • Mr Pheer
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 22082

                        #12
                        Originally posted by porno jew


                        would you dare to call kane roberts a fag to his face? no. didn't think so. so shut your fag mouth goy.
                        you dont have to call him a fag. That hair already says it.

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                        • webmasterchecks
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                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1685

                          #13
                          gotcha, people who dont play a telecaster are gay, lame

                          your gay if you have a stratocaster
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                          • porno jew
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                            • Nov 2006
                            • 10166

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                            you dont have to call him a fag. That hair already says it.
                            this coming from someone who's nick is mr QUEER.

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                            • dig420
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                              • May 2001
                              • 9240

                              #15
                              Gibson SG Special, if it's good enough for Angus it's good enough for me.

                              Kane Roberts OBVIOUSLY loves the cock.

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                              • porno jew
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 10166

                                #16
                                Originally posted by dig420
                                Kane Roberts OBVIOUSLY loves the cock.
                                whatever clown!

                                does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

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                                • psili
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5526

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by porno jew
                                  whatever clown!

                                  does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?
                                  I know nothing about musical instruments, nor whoever that is in that pic, but he's as queer as your are jewish.
                                  Your post count means nothing.

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                                  • MattO
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 10861

                                    #18
                                    Telecasters are fine if you're playing at the Grand Ol' Opry or in a pretentious math-rock Indie band.

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                                    • Jakke PNG
                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by porno jew
                                      whatever clown!

                                      does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

                                      Is that a trick question?
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • Twisted Dave
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                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 3635

                                        #20


                                        You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.


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                                        • Nodtveidt
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                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 573

                                          #21
                                          My wife and I both play Dean Customs (mine's black and hers is purple), but they look somewhat like Teles. I can't stand the split headstock style, I gotta have all the tuning pegs on one side. However, you could tell her to her face that she's a "fag" or "gay" or "homosexual" and she wouldn't give a shit because she's bisexual, but telling me to my face that I'm a fag will get you a broken nose as best case scenario.

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                                          • hezochiah
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                                            • May 2006
                                            • 807

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by twisted Illustration


                                            You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.
                                            I agree with you on the Les Paul part, but having both a LP and a Tele is definitely the best of both worlds. One thing I like about Fenders is that their MIM (Made in Mexico) line costs about what the Epiphones (Korean made Gibson copies) do with much higher quality. My 50's Classic Tele is one of the best guitars I've ever had which isn't bad for $400. But if I had a choice of any guitar it would definitely be an LP Standard with the Gibson '76 Explorer a very close second.

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                                            • TexasDreams
                                              former Miserable Admin :)
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 4700

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by THEMASKEDRIDER
                                              gotcha, people who dont play a telecaster are gay, lame

                                              your gay if you have a stratocaster
                                              Correction : If you play both a telecaster and stratocaster, it means you don't live in the Ukraine.

                                              Just a few of my guitars. And that prick Ice still has the Paul Reed Smith I loaned him.

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                                              • NoWhErE
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                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 10588

                                                #24
                                                I can play a mean Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do!
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                                                • Timbo
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 550

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by twisted Illustration


                                                  You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.
                                                  Absolutely correct. Nothing is fatter, nothing will produce the same bite. A real solid piece of wood.

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                                                  • donkevlar
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                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 4325

                                                    #26
                                                    Can any of you play flamenco, have a guitar and the ability to record? If so, get at me, I have some interesting studio work needed done.

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                                                    • stickyfingerz
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                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24984

                                                      #27
                                                      Do I need to post up my collection again hehe.























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