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czarina · 06-24-2010, 06:04 AM

Michael Jackson, George Bush, a priest, and 20 little boys board a plane. After 2 hours of flight, the plane starts having engine trouble, so the pilot announces that they have to parachute off the plane, but there's only 3 chutes for the passengers.

George Bush: "Let's put on the parachutes and jump".
Michael Jackson: "What about the children?"
George Bush: "Fuck the children!"
The Priest: "Do we have time?"

(yes, the other joke from this morning reminded me of this one)

06-24-2010, 06:04 AM
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	Bush, Michael Jackson and a Priest board a plane Michael Jackson, George Bush, a priest, and 20 little boys board a plane. After 2 hours of flight, the plane starts having engine trouble, so the pilot announces that they have to parachute off the plane, but there's only 3 chutes for the passengers. George Bush: "Let's put on the parachutes and jump". Michael Jackson: "What about the children?" George Bush: "Fuck the children!" The Priest: "Do we have time?" (yes, the other joke from this morning reminded me of this one)