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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #1

    You're not addited to porn, but rather addicted to...

    Reading!

    Think about it.

    This is a porn forum where there is no porn in 90% of threads.

    If porn is addicting then why do the people who work with it everyday post
    next to none of it here?

    Any porn posted on GFY is usually :

    1. "New girl check it out"
    2. non-hardcore "would you hit it"
    3. "New Site launch"
    4. Hatorade on a model


    Truth is that you are addicted to reading!

    1. You click on thread after thread and read the whole thing all day long.
    2. You don't watch TV, because there are no words to read.
    3. Drama threads are just icing on your cake!
    4. You correct people's spelling
    5. You get frustrated when a post has poor language and can't be read, even though
    you immediately know that the opinion in the post is bullshit and doesn't need to be
    read.


    OK, I will add : Addicted to human interaction also.

    But reading is still the addiction because if everyone here posted a phone number
    to talk one on one...none of you would call.
  • The Duck
    Adult Content Provider
    • May 2005
    • 18243

    #2
    Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and see a man who has 15000 posts on a porn forum. Then I smile.
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    • sortie
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2007
      • 7771

      #3
      Originally posted by The Duck
      Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and see a man who has 15000 posts on a porn forum. Then I smile.
      Yeah, but this thread wasn't really about sig whoring.

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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #4
        i don't really have an addictive personality. charming, yes, addictive, not so much.

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        • cthulhu_waves
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 1966

          #5
          Tell that to the dyslexics who troll these boards. But I seem to gravitate towards drama here than anything else. GFY is really the badass bitch of all adult webmaster boards. :-)
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          • ottopottomouse
            She is ugly, bad luck.
            • Jan 2010
            • 13177

            #6
            2. You don't watch TV, because there are no words to read.
            When I used to have to be quiet in the night and not wake my parents up I would watch TV with subtitles on. Got so used to doing it I still do
            ↑ see post ↑
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            • DudeRick
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 1568

              #7
              Yet more of the stupidity that I have come to expect from Sortie?

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              • lazycash
                Troll Patrol
                • Aug 2002
                • 15214

                #8
                Originally posted by The Duck
                Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and see a man who has 15000 posts on a porn forum. Then I smile.
                13000 of which are content for sale threads with bumps, then I laughed.
                "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                Its crazy..."

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  im pretty sure i'm addicted to porn

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