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more King Size Homer
Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Hmmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how. Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
Lisa: Dad, what are you doing down there?
Homer: Washing my fat guy hat, honey.
Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas..
My girlfriend refuses to watch the Simpsons with me because I recite the whole episodes while watching them.
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