King Size Homer is one of my favorite episodes
Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?
Homer: Well, I use a computer.
Salesman: [quiet] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [loud] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes..
Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a
muumuu.
Homer: "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
I see Esk , Catarl, and Pig-Up. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. Aww...no time for that now, the computer's starting.
"Check core temperature, yes slash no." Y-E-S
"Core temperature normal." Hmph. Not too shabby.
"Vent radioactive gas." N-O
"Venting prevents explosi-on." Heeheee...whoa, this is hard.
Where's my Tab? Okay, then, Y-E-S, vent the stupid gas.
(gas gets released in a farm and destroys some corn)
Farmer: Oh, no! The corn. Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.