Funny Priest Joke

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • spunkmaster
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2052

    #1

    Funny Priest Joke

    A priest offered a Nun a lift.

    She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

    The priest nearly had an accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

    The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

    The priest removed his hand.



    But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

    The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

    The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."



    Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.














    On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

    It said "Go forth and seek further up, you will find glory."





    Moral of the story:


    If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

  • woj
    <&(©¿©)&>
    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #2
    Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
    Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
    Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

    Comment

    • LittleSassy
      Confirmed User
      • May 2005
      • 7402

      #3
      nice one

      Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0
      OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003
      ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554

      Comment

      • xroach
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 963

        #4
        my priest is still only 61, working the druid instead

        Comment

        • tony299
          lurker
          • Aug 2002
          • 57021

          #5
          thats too funny

          Comment

          • J. Falcon
            www.AdultCopywriters.com
            • May 2006
            • 31587

            #6
            Adult Copywriters



            SEO Content for Porn Sites
            sales at adultcopywriters dot com

            Comment

            Working...