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  • zigx
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    • Sep 2003
    • 1430

    #1

    Coffee and Shitting

    Anybody else drink coffee and instantly have to shit their brains out?
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  • 4Man
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2006
    • 3830

    #2
    Nope...But i like idea...

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    • Aneros Josh
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      • Aug 2005
      • 2038

      #3
      yep....coffee is the only thing worse than Chinese food

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      • DobermanB
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 268

        #4
        It's the milk in the coffee that does it.

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306

          #5
          Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

          Morning routine:

          - wake up
          - take a piss
          - go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
          - take a shit
          ..and I'm off.

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          • zigx
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 1430

            #6
            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
            Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

            Morning routine:

            - wake up
            - take a piss
            - go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
            - take a shit
            wow, exactly what i did today.
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            • Brad
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              • Jan 2007
              • 2510

              #7
              when I really need to shit I'll have a cup of coffee and a smoke and then fire one out. Works every time!
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              • Jakke PNG
                ex-TeenGodFather
                • Nov 2001
                • 20306

                #8
                Originally posted by DobermanB
                It's the milk in the coffee that does it.
                No. I have mine black and still have to poop afterwards.
                ..and I'm off.

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                • Honez
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 6636

                  #9
                  "Coffee. It really makes you go."

                  I have that on a coffee mug
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                  • zigx
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 1430

                    #10
                    LOL honez thats pretty good...
                    i have a mug with the caffeine molecule on it... but nobody knows wtf it is.
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                    • SoftFocus
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 255

                      #11
                      Sierra Nevada has that effect on me


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                      • shekinah
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                        • May 2006
                        • 8452

                        #12
                        Coffee makes the food we eat digest easily so afterwards you go to shit

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                        • Tom_PM
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 16443

                          #13
                          Ugh, no I must say I've never had that happen. Maybe you're lactose intolerant if it's the milk? I drink it with just a packet of splenda.
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                          • JD
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                            • Sep 2003
                            • 22651

                            #14
                            yeah coffee is like fucking exlax for me if I drink it in the am. any other time of the day and I can down gallons of the shit and be fine

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                            • arial
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 4012

                              #15
                              Usually if I eat something before I drink coffee I don't shit right away. If I drink some coffee on an empty stomach last nights dinner comes out in full force.

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                              • CDSmith
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                                • May 2001
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                                #16
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                                • Dollarmansteve
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                                  • May 2005
                                  • 2849

                                  #17
                                  caffeine is a muscle stimulant, it stimulates the muscles in the GI tract which cause a bowel movement.
                                  I died.

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                                  • IllTestYourGirls
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                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 14311

                                    #18
                                    yup, unless I take a shit first, which is what I normally do

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                                    • Jason AO Movies
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                                      • Mar 2007
                                      • 104

                                      #19
                                      im gona chuck a shit... right now

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                                      • teksonline
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                                        • Jan 2005
                                        • 2904

                                        #20
                                        doh

                                        I think it probably has something to do with coffee being a diuretic...

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                                        • jesse_adultdatingdollars
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                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 2197

                                          #21
                                          I am going take a shit right now, ha ha, just had my frosted mini wheats and a big cup of coffee.......................BAM like clock work!!
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                                          • martinsc
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                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 27043

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                            Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

                                            Morning routine:

                                            - wake up
                                            - take a piss
                                            - go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
                                            - take a shit
                                            yup, sounds like my mornings....
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                                            • VS_Eddie
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                                              • May 2006
                                              • 663

                                              #23
                                              Coffee is the shit!!!
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                                              • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 3603

                                                #24
                                                i know a lot of people that they can't go before their morning coffee
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                                                • Haze Tramp
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                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 9

                                                  #25
                                                  Does coffee has stimulating properties so you don't shit yourself while sleeping?

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                                                  • ForteCash
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                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                    • 3278

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by zigx
                                                    Anybody else drink coffee and instantly have to shit their brains out?
                                                    Thats a good thing ya know

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                                                    • mattz
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                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 7697

                                                      #27
                                                      I have a turtle head poking out right now

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                                                      • Fap
                                                        Just Du It
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 12094

                                                        #28
                                                        No but i know many people who do

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                                                        • militsa
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                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 170

                                                          #29
                                                          very,very good things!both of them!!!madness
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                                                          • militsa
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                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 170

                                                            #30
                                                            i just love to do that! every morning when i wake up, i have my cup of coffe first! then comes the other thing, also very good!both of them, again, so wonderful!!!!!!!
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                                                            • nico-t
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                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29901

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by mattz
                                                              I have a turtle head poking out right now

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                                                              • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 4325

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

                                                                Morning routine:

                                                                - wake up
                                                                - take a piss
                                                                - go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
                                                                - take a shit
                                                                You forgot to add "go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee and see some girl take a shit on herself".

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                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 62910

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Works the same on me. Really sucks though when I am at someone elses place.
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                                                                  • militsa
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                                                                    • Feb 2007
                                                                    • 170

                                                                    #34
                                                                    and a few cigarettes while you're drinking coffee!i think that's even better!
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                                                                    • Star 69
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                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 8602

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I do not like coffee
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                                                                      • Theo
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                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 34515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Dollarmansteve
                                                                        caffeine is a muscle stimulant, it stimulates the muscles in the GI tract which cause a bowel movement.
                                                                        always something new to learn at gfy

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                                                                        • Chest Rockwell
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                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                          • 137

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by mattz
                                                                          I have a turtle head poking out right now
                                                                          I've been prairiedogging all evening

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                                                                          • zigx
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                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 1430

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Its the next day... rinse and repeat..

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                                                                            roger that, over.
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