Best opening paragraph for a new item ... Ever!

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  • heymatty
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 2188
    #1

    Best opening paragraph for a new item ... Ever!

    "A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."

    Mainly goes downhill after that.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/10333211.stm

    Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash
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    • heymatty
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2001
      • 2188
      #2
      Ugh news item. Damn titles.

      Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

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        • _Richard_
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2006
          • 30989
          #3
          haha good find.. poor dog

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              Downhill? No way.... this story is awesome from start to finish...


              The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy. He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site. He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

              After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway. After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

              "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said. The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.


              ROFLMFAO!
              SIG TOO BIG

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                • Bird
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 4365
                  #5
                  Don't mess with the Zohan...

                  ICQ:268731675

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