An after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...
Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced"
Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?"
Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls"
Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)"
Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave."
Funny thing was I cut the number in half
She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird.