You were a cadaverous lay.
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"Your body sucks bigtime, but I like the way you stare at me all the time"Comment
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"I don't understand why you are so angry... its called explosive diarrhea for a reason."
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This one's on the house.War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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your sister/mother was better
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"let's not do that again"
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"I just can't believe you made me come"Comment
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Do you have any Vodka in the house? It really soothes my mouth sores.
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both are terrible...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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“When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve WozniakComment
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"Your sister was better".Herschel Savage
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"I faked my orgasm. I pissed."Comment
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This AnalProbe thread still is f'king funny...Comment
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You're almost as good as your mother. haha okay, I just pulled that one out of my ass.┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
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"I was never really into you"Comment
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wow that was grossComment
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can you rub this herpes cream in for me....yeah....riiiiiight there.Comment
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your not as good as your sister
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by the way, i have aids
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It burns when I urinate...Comment
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Nest time wash your pussy 1st - it stinks!
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me: hey baby are you thirsty?
her: yeah
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An after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...
Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced"
Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?"
Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls"
Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)"
Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave."
Funny thing was I cut the number in half
She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird.Go Fuck Yourself!Comment
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I don't want to rush you but I have an early meeting tomorrow
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Pretty stupid thread...Comment
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I had a girl say to me one time while giving me a blowjob: "What would you say if I said I am pregnant?"
My reply was: "It's nothing a bottle of drano and a rag wont fix"
I never saw her again after that... I just can't figure out why...LOL
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I'm done, you can bury her now.Alea iacta estComment
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Shit, gota go your husband is here...
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So you just cock blocked yourself? cool story broAn after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...
Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced"
Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?"
Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls"
Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)"
Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave."
Funny thing was I cut the number in half
She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird.Comment
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Nah I already hit it. Plus how the fuck am I going to date a girl and not tell her what I do lol. If shes not even able to accept that ive been with more than like 2 girls then its not going to work, shes just not for me.
What would she do if she ever meets any of my buddies or something? Better to break it off near the beginning than to have her find out after getting serious and having her freak the fuck out and me getting feelings for her at some point just to have her leave me because she thought it was 2.
I am all for not sharing your numbers with a partner but they should have an idea if its 2, 200 or 2000. Peoples definition of a slut varies quite significantly.Go Fuck Yourself!Comment
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