stop playing soccer in elementary school and grow up and become douche bags and live vicariously through other athletes and team sports, or better yet become assholes and play golf and say it's a sport. wait. let's watch football or basketball where it's the same thing over and over. where the match is decided in the last 2 minutes of the game. just play 2 minute games because it's less agonizing. But we need football and basketball to keeping the stupid employed (handed out free scholarships and cant put a sentence together), where will all the druggies, rapists and criminals go? there's only so many McDonalds and Sizzlers to go around.
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