CurrentlySober

Just starting to think about planning my summer vacation, and I thought why waste loads of money on hotels and fancy stuff, when I could just 'Keep-it-real' instead, and simply rely on the generosity of total strangers instead?

So, here the deal. How many of you are prepared to let a total stranger off of a message board called Go Fuck Yourself, come and stay at your house for a few nights?

I thought I could just turn up, kip on the sofa kinda thing, and perhaps you could take me out and show me the local sights? I'm not really offering any money for accommodation, cause that kinda spoils the point of doing it this way, and If I bring a lot of cash with me, I might get mugged again, but I will probably buy you a few beers and perhaps a take-out or something...

I'll promise not to get drunk, make a pass at your wife, abuse your pets (Either sexually or otherwise) and I wont piss anywhere other than the toilet. I'll be on my best behaviour at all times, and incase your wondering, (just like most of GFY) my shit don't stink either....

So, post your offers below, along with your full addresses, so I can look up your place on google maps. (Not trying to be funny, but I would naturally want to make sure, that I wasn't going to end up staying in a shithole...)

When I've got enough offers I can begin planning my route, but do be sure to get your offers in fast, as I want to leave in a few weeks time.

Also, please don't be offended if I decline certain offers. As I said, this might be be GFY, but I do have SOME Standards!




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