George W Bush is hungry!

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  • ADL Colin
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2001
    • 11929

    #1

    George W Bush is hungry!

    Remarks by the President to the Press Pool
    Nothin' Fancy Cafe


    THE PRESIDENT: I need some ribs.

    Q Mr. President, how are you?

    THE PRESIDENT: I'm hungry and I'm going to order some ribs.

    Q What would you like?

    THE PRESIDENT: Whatever you think I'd like.

    Q Sir, on homeland security, critics would say you simply haven't spent enough to keep the country secure.

    THE PRESIDENT: My job is to secure the homeland and that's exactly what we're going to do. But I'm here to take somebody's order. That would be you, Stretch ? what would you like? Put some of your high-priced money right here to try to help the local economy. You get paid a lot of money, you ought to be buying some food here. It's part of how the economy grows. You've got plenty of money in your pocket, and when you spend it, it drives the economy forward. So what would you like to eat?

    Q Right behind you, whatever you order.

    THE PRESIDENT: I'm ordering ribs. David, do you need a rib?

    Q But Mr. President ?

    THE PRESIDENT: Stretch, thank you, this is not a press conference. This is my chance to help this lady put some money in her pocket. Let me explain how the economy works. When you spend money to buy food it helps this lady's business. It makes it more likely somebody is going to find work. So instead of asking questions, answer mine: are you going to buy some food?

    Q Yes.

    THE PRESIDENT: Okay, good. What would you like?

    Q Ribs.

    THE PRESIDENT: Ribs? Good. Let's order up some ribs.

    Q What do you think of the democratic field, sir?

    THE PRESIDENT: See, his job is to ask questions, he thinks my job is to answer every question he asks. I'm here to help this restaurant by buying some food. Terry, would you like something?

    Q An answer.

    Q Can we buy some questions?

    THE PRESIDENT: Obviously these people ? they make a lot of money and they're not going to spend much. I'm not saying they're overpaid, they're just not spending any money.

    Q Do you think it's all going to come down to national security, sir, this election?

    THE PRESIDENT: One of the things David does, he asks a lot of questions, and they're good, generally.

    END 11:29 A.M. MST


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  • BigCashCrew
    Registered User
    • Aug 2005
    • 3570

    #2
    hahaha, that's awesome.

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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692

      #3
      hahah
      is that for real ? OMG

      I just gained a lil respect for pres Bush !
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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      • ADL Colin
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Feb 2001
        • 11929

        #4
        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
        is that for real ? OMG
        Yeah ...
        http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/ribs.asp


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        • lorine
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          • Jan 2007
          • 994

          #5
          Pretty funny. I never knew that America is going to have a president like Bush.Incredible....
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