------101 Things JDL shouldnt say to Customs agents so he dont get messed with ------

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    ------101 Things JDL shouldnt say to Customs agents so he dont get messed with ------

    -I am here to see some guy named "Sleazy"

    -dude i am tired stamp my passport so I go hunting for bitches

    -did you get beat up in high school and thus on a powertrip?

    -I got a bunch of cialis yo , stamp that shit and let me get to work

    -I work on the "Internet"

    -What is your reason for trip? None of your business fucknut

    -You bringing in anyfirearms? Just mypenis its lethal weapon in US

    -How do you know "Insert name here" Through Gofuckyourself.com

    -Whats up with all these fucking questions yo? Stamp my passport already

    -Why the fuck do you need to go through my shit asswipe

    -Why do you have so much "cologne " packed sir? are these gifts? Hey asswipe i need a different flavor for every night now fuck off

    -Are all these drugs yours? No asswipe why else is my name of em...now stamp my shit

    -Ever been in canada before? Fucknut look at the stamped visas and stop wasting my time.

    -Listen I am having bad day stop asking me all these questions when 3 Osama's just went through with no questions asked.

    -Can i speak to your supervisor?

    -We are go0nna swab your laptop andluggage....Can i swab your wifes pussy asswpe?
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    • StuartD
      Sofa King Band
      • Jul 2002
      • 29903
      #2
      Customs: What is your purpose for visiting Canada?
      JDL: I'm bringing sexy back.
      Customs: How long will you be in Canada?
      JDL: I'm not sure. How long does it take to catch a moose?
      Customs: Catch a moose?
      JDL: I want to sex it up, Guido style yo!
      Customs: I see, and is all this Cialis for you or the moose?
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        • Pete-KT
          Workin With The Devil
          • Oct 2004
          • 51532
          #3
          Nice list juicy, but its not at 101 yet ;)

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Originally posted by StuartD
              Customs: What is your purpose for visiting Canada?
              JDL: I'm bringing sexy back.
              Customs: How long will you be in Canada?
              JDL: I'm not sure. How long does it take to catch a moose?
              Customs: Catch a moose?
              JDL: I want to sex it up, Guido style yo!
              Customs: I see, and is all this Cialis for you or the moose?

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Pete-KT
                  Nice list juicy, but its not at 101 yet ;)
                  its too early i am thinking of new stuff hehehe

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                    • thederek
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 145
                      #6
                      Shit, as somoene who crosses the border on a FREQUENT basis, I wish I could say these things to those assholes.....
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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Originally posted by thederek
                          Shit, as somoene who crosses the border on a FREQUENT basis, I wish I could say these things to those assholes.....
                          ah michigan , you must go across all the time man you know now how i feel with those cockaroachesss

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                            • Adultnet
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 8713
                              #8
                              with this replys he won't get anywhere


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                                • Spoff
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 783
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

                                  -I work on the "Internet"
                                  I cross all the time and THAT is the number one reason I get pulled in. Just because I can work ANYWHERE in the world from my laptop scares the hell out of the border patrol.
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