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Old 05-26-2010, 06:30 PM  
Barefootsies
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Originally Posted by StrokeKing View Post
Yeah most of them really have a talent on this..
That does seem to be the case. If you want oral (bj, balls sucked, asshole ate out), go get a plumper. If you want to fuck with the lights on, then go get something nice to look at.

This quote still cracks me up....

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius View Post
Women are toilets.

Married women are private toilets.

Single women are public toilets.

Prostitutes are pay toilets.

Any man who loves his toilet is setting himself up for disappointment. A toilet is fit to serve as a receptacle for bodily fluids -- nothing more.
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