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Old 05-26-2010, 03:56 PM  
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Originally Posted by Robbie View Post
Bingo! And that's why MetaMan would be my perfect "wingman" on a night out chasing pussy.

I would try...and fail, all night long with those hot skinny girls. Then he would cull the herd by taking the very best 3 or 4 in the club and fucking them.
Then the rest of the skinny girls would hook up with the rich guys and/or go home by themselves.

That would leave the drunken plumpers all alone and starting to get desperate.

And THAT is when I make my move baby!

I only use the very best lines on them too.

This one always works: "Do you come here often?"

And then: "Hey, what's your zodiac sign?"

Next thing you know, I'm balls deep in the best pussy in the world!
trust me, the last time MM saw real action with a hot broad was on cable.
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