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Originally Posted by Robbie
I wish they would have let me do this "research" at the bars right now! I'm the king of being a loser at 2 a.m. and pulling out a plumper at the very last second. When I hear "Last call for alcohol" my mind translates it to: "Last call for pussy"
Nothing better than pounding a big ass when you're sloppy drunk and horny.
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Sorry I just can't do it! Once I was trashed and couldn't even really walk and two fat girls tried to take me to their dorm and they said they were going to show me a good time, this was like 5 or 6 years ago (yes I was in college then too) they each put an arm of mine on them and they were walking me back and I saw a kid from one of my classes and yelled to him. He came over and started talking to us and they were like hinting we were all gonna fuck and hes like "dude ur gonna have a threesome" and i said "please can i sleep on your floor, these girls are trying to rape me" and it was right in front of their faces LOL anyways he took me to sleep on his floor and when I woke up and went to my room the two fat girls were with my roommate and he had like 3 condoms in his bed and they were all covered in shit and their were stains in his bed HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
straight up....